Tche Tche

Every weekend I’ve gone to Tche I’ve arrived early enough that the place isn’t crowded when I arrive and there isn’t a line to get in, but within a few hours the place is uncomfortably full and there’s a huge line at the door. That entrance line isn’t the only one, though. because there are two restrooms in the building: one labeled men’s, and one labeled women’s. At 1am someone wanting the women’s room can fully expect to wait upwards of twenty minutes minimum just to use the toilet. Frequently the number of people waiting for the men’s room is so low that people wanting the women’s just use that one instead, that’s how bad the wait is. And of course by the time you get to use the restroom and get out, your seat has been taken. The building is NOT large enough to accommodate the kinds of crowds it takes in on Saturday nights. While there I have been occasionally harassed by other patrons (showing me money and asking me to sit with you again after I already told you no the first time isn’t going to change my mind!) but not often. I don’t know what my experience would be like if I wasn’t accompanied by a male friend like I always do coming here, though. I’d be cautious if I were a woman coming alone.
The music is usually pretty good and danceable but the dance floor is too small. I’ll repeat again: this building is NOT LARGE ENOUGH to safely and comfortably handle the number of people they let inside on Saturday nights! I had some fun times here but it’s really hit or miss and unless I’m desperate to try that «frat party» atmosphere again I don’t think I’ll be coming back.
Side note — I’m pretty sure they «adjust» their prices depending on who you are, who you’re with, and what time of the night it is. I was regularly charged less than my male friend to get in, and while I can’t confirm this I’m pretty sure people who arrived later than we did while the place was more crowded were being charged up to $ 5 more than I remembered being charged.

If I could go give zero stars, I would. Apparently I was giving the bouncer «attitude», the man is too high on his own power. I showed him my I.D., and he asked to see it again and so I did but apparently that wasn’t good. so he didn’t allow me or my friends in. We attempted to speak to the owner but he didn’t even take the time to listen Bc he was too drunk on his own booze. This is usually a spot I often come to but after tonight, I don’t see myself coming back. I do not recommend this place, I have never been treated like that before in my life and would hate to see someone go thru what I went thru.

Me and some friends really wanted a fun chill hookah lounge with music to go to, we came to this place. after standing in line to get our id’s checked it truly felt like the employees were herding us in like cattle and were very rushy rushy. They literally charge for everything. I was immediately turned off by that. The croud was ghetto-​ish (which is not a problem to me) everyone was nice. The music was REALLY good they were playing fun hip hop songs I could groove to. There was nowhere to really sit, reluctantly we found a spot in the corner. Overall I would say I had fun due to the many drinks I was consuming, but I will not go back!

If you are desperate for some place to go after 2am, I guess you can go. I’m too old for this (like Rodney Dangerfield). There’s a mix of races and ages (apparently 16 – 45). Lots of contemporary dance and hip hop music. Large dance floor. Lots of couches and chairs. For me, it was too loud and dirty. I was scared to let my skin touch any surface. The staff is not easily identifiable and it seems a little chaotic in there. Best of luck to you though!

The door guy failed to check my ID. I went back to my vip table to get harassed by the employees. They pushed me out of the place. They screamed at me. They saw my ID and saw that I’m 22 years old. They accused me of giving my wrist band to a minor. I never got my ID checked because when I came in it was empty. I never received a wrist band and I paid to get in I paid for a table and a hookah. The body guards were rude and disrespectful. I will not be going back to this place. This place needs to be remodeled restrooms are dirty and old. Floor is old and beaten up. Employees look like regular people. They starred me down like I was on the street. One of the employees starred me down and asked if I liked his face. I told him no I don’t like your face who would? He told me «fuck you». If you would like to go to a hookah place that gives good customer service don’t come to this place.

This place is insane… Never have I ever waited an hour and change in line to use a bathroom, and when you get in there’s only a single toilet and tiny sink with poor lighting. The bouncer is fricken huuuuuuge and pretty scary too. I told him my friend is outside and having trouble getting her car key out to lock her car, and if I can go quickly and help her, he said I had 5 minutes.
Now those of you with common sense know that if you’re a girl who never wears heels more than twice a year knows that it takes more than 5 mins to run across a parking lot. Anyway we got back in and it was sooo crowded. The music was pretty good not my usual taste but when they put the music of my people (salsa y bachata) on best believe I was on that dancefloor.
There were at least four fights that night yet people kept on dancing. My friend who was teaching me how to do the Wobble and tripped, knocking over the hooka and almost landing on a hot coal. I shit you not the entire club stopped everything and was staring. I almost died of laughter while trying to help my friend up. Oooh and there was this creepy Iraqi dude who literally grabbed my friend and was trying to take her home with him but we saved her :3
Other than the aforementioned, I had a blast and would totally go back :)

Great after hours spots for those who refuse to go home at 2am. It’s BYOB and you can order a variety of hookah flavors. There’s also a nice blend of music to suit everyone in the building. The security guard likes to hold the line from time to time.

This place is awesome! Total party hookah place. Dance floor with a live DJ or loud music. You can order pizza via the Papa Johns down the street. TVs at nearly every area so you can sit, chill, at tv or even play video games.
BYOB.
There was a lot of rules involved with this place tho, like certain limit per hookah and per people drinking I don’t know. My friend picked up the tab but I think it was fairly affordable.
Also only 2 bathroom, one for men and one for women. That can cause a problem with how many people will have to wait. So shake a tail feather when you’re in the can.
Overall I’m glad my friend’s took me to discover this place. Def wanna go again, oh but bring a group of course. Can’t go with one or two people to these kind of places.