Michelle’s Bar & Lounge

Michelle’s is a nice spot. They had a lot of nice girls there. Didn’t expect it to be a «buy me drink» type of bar so that kinda sucked. And they offer booths in the back to sit with girls where they close the curtains for a more private experience. I went back there, it was okay. Had a bunch of random dudes trying to peek through the curtains to see what was going on. That made me wonder what really goes on back there hah. They did have some of the best looking girls I’ve seen on the island. But just be ready to spend money if that’s you’re thing. Oh yeah they played really good music too.

Gemma & I came here to meet a few friends. She was giggling the entire time because she just learned about «buy me drinky» bars.
These girls… what can you say about them? They’re hired conversation. The owner/​wrangler/​I don’t know how else to describe the guy was grabbing girls and telling them where to sit. making introductions. Such a forced interaction. I feel pretty bad for the guys that spend $ 20 per «watered» drink on top of the cost of their drink orders. $ 20! that’s nuts right?

so my friend told me side street in had some good food, so i tried it out. (good food nice people).
i figured i’d never been in michelle’s before so id try it out. i bought a beer ($ 5) and sat down. a girl asked if she could sit down next to me and talk story, so i said «yeah for sure”(i hope she doesn’t think im rich.). immediately after, a waitress came up and asked if i wanted to buy the lady a drink. so i opened a tab. … first round… i got a beer, and she ordered a shot (probably water)= $ 26!!! i was thinking WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING?! oh well. the girl was nice.
when we were done i made it out with a $ 80 tab. all this was tolerable.
when i got to my truck i figured out that i had left my atm card. i went back and asked about it. after the owner heard i was looking for it she said «let him worry about it» told myself «she must not be talking to me» because i felt like slapping a ho.
well, i gave 2 stars instead of 1 because even though that was her job, and i was probably buying $ 20 shots of water. the girl i was talking to was really fun. and also the bouncers were cool.
if you are going to pay top dollar for a girls attention, go to a strip club…