Taco Bell

For fast food, staff is friendly place is clean. what else can you really say about a fast food joint

It’s a Taco Bell — what do you expect? I was a dirt-​poor college kid once, so I will always hold a certain degree of admiration for a few bucks getting you something full of fake meat and cheese sauce. I’m a distance runner and I believe in fresh, homegrown food, but let’s be honest… after a four year relationship with this place it’s hard to let go. Consider Taco Bell the ex that you broke up with three years ago but still Facebook-​stalk every so often.

Always a favorite in the middle of the night and I’m dragging myself back to West Grove.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. My visits to Taco Bell are very similar. Unfortunately, this quaint fast food restaurant in New Garden Township will bear the brunt of this review, but it really is deserved for all Taco Bell’s across our great nation. The Taco Bell menu is always full of tasty morsels which are easily consumed. Nachos Supreme, Combo Burritos, Tacos… they are all really pretty good. But if there is one thing that is constant from this location to one in the middle of Nebraska (yeah, I have been to that one) and those in Phoenix (where I grew up), the food on the menu continually wrecks havoc on my (and assuming yours as well) intestine. I have no idea what they put in the food to make it taste so good, but you damn well better be next to the can within 30 minutes of completing your meal. This stuff goes through your system faster than President Clinton saying that he did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky… and Paula Jones… were there more? Any way, I have been a Taco Bell fan since they wrote your order on a white board, made their beans on-​site in huge vats and the taco sauce came in those little white plastic tubs with pull off lids. I really can’t knock them for making the product, but I wish they would figure out a way to make their food so it does not slither through my body with ease. With that, I guess I am insane for Taco Bell and the result never changes.