Christie’s Cabaret

Eh. I’ve seen better. Dancing was mediocre. Food was basic. Light display was tacky. Needs work.

Christie’s is on Everhard Road. Ironic road. Irony is a funny word when on the subject of erections. I am a regular at the Lido Lounge in Cleveland. This is a nice place to stop after a visit to the Football Hall of Fame. Or the mall.

Best club. Classy place hot chicks and good dances. It doesnt get better then this. I promise. I’ve danced all over the east coast and this is where I suggest you go in né ohio.

More strip club reviews… jesus, my life is headed in the wrong direction. I came here at 7:30pm (yeah, about that life direction lol) because my friend was sad, and what better way to cheer someone up than watching C-​list strippers do some shitty routines. In retrospect, I think the thought made him more sad. I had to convince him by saying that it would at least be dark outside… if it was winter. Lol. Anyways, this place was surprisingly not too bad early on, and got way better later as the A list roster came in. As with all strip clubs I’ve been to though, there always seems to be the classic old stripper who just needs to stop. My god, strippin’ since ’88…awful. Another downside is that the drinks are pretty expensive for a strip club. Or maybe I’m just cheap as shit, idk. $ 6 for a jack and coke is just, murder. All in all though, not bad. Five hours went quick here, so that says something about the atmosphere. I’ll be back when I’m trying to soak up some good ol Ohio sleeze.
Now, I’m off to think about what happened to my life.

Pretty hot women and I would recommend checking it out if you are in the area… just don’t expect anything amazing. Going to a chain club is like going to McDonald’s for a cheeseburger. It is consistently decent but nothing great.
$ 5 cover charge, $ 4 for a drink, $ 10 for a floor dance or $ 20 for a couch dance (this has been increased).