This is where the Kardashians would kome if they ever decided to visit Balmain. And not just for the kreative license used in the spelling. This kafe oozes cool, it drips it in great gobs and leaves it all over the floor for someone else to clean up. From the piebald brick feature wall with the giant KAFEINE sign to the huge hardwood bench, the cosy tables, the friands in the frint counter like miniature works of art and the crowd of models, fashion mums and creatives that stream in like it’s the first qualifying round of the Beautiful People Of Balmain World Championships, this is a place even blind men come to see and be seen. My fish wrap used a thin little basa fillet, but it was beautifully seasoned and looked marvelous flanked by two –sized salt and pepper shakers, the expensive kind you wish you had at home but can never quite bring yourself to buy.