U best be passin’ on dis Super 8 or homey be freakin’ by what awaits. Housekeepers not be keepin’, cuz there’s food on tha floor, could feast out on the leftovers startin’ at tha door. Hairs be lingerin’ hind tha head o the bed, an b wreakin’ man sweat in dah mattress pads. To mah surprise dint find a thing alive, just a stinchy dive a make ya writhe… not tryna hate it just ain’t great. Won’t be checkin out late just want outta dis plizzzace!