Montlake Massive

If only everyone had friends like Dave, Zack and Austin… The whole world would be well fed, well dressed and laughing their asses off.
These boys throw a mean party, make me some delicious eats and always have classic and/​or hilarious advice for any recent boy troubles I may be facing. They have great taste in furnishings and art — when I bring over new people the look of wonder on their faces is priceless, especially considering there’s a straight man contributing to the design. They can grill like you wouldn’t believe, making the most ridiculous dinners for their friends on a semi-​regular basis.
I’ve laughed here, I’ve cried here, I’ve met new friends and reunited with old friends… My life would be dull and sad if not for my boys at Montlake Massive and I thank those proverbial lucky stars every day that I was fortunate enough to find friends like these.