Squat & Gobble Cafe & Crepery

Attracted to this place because it seemed the only one with some outdoor seating on a rare, warm San Francisco day. There are no servers and you have to line up and pay in advance. Had a wide variety of food which was average.
If you’re looking for a place with munch through food, Squat & Gobble (as the name implies) would be ok for you.

A reliable place to go for salads (which come in huge sizes) at very affordable prices. They have indoor and outdoor seating (only 4 tables outside in the front). If a soccer game is on… expect your food to take an extra long time because the entire staff will watch it before making your dish.

I can honestly say I think my food was tampered with. Ordered chicken salad with black beans and avocado. It was inedible. The chicken was like silly putty and the dressing was the consistency of slime. Not sure if the cooks hate their jobs or thought it was funny to let food out of the kitchen like that. Worst experience ever. Should have listened to my gut when I saw there was no one in the restaurant. Only good thing was the Italian soda and the cashier was friendly. They needs a visit from kitchen nightmares!

Close to the corner of Fillmore and Haight, S&G is a spacious, well appointed café, with a few sidewalk tables. They offer an eclectic menu of breakfast, salads, pasta, and wok-​fusion items.
I sauntered in around 4 PM on a breezy, sunny Tuesday. Women’s soccer was playing on the big screen. The sound competed with the breezy pop music playing on the speakers. There was no one here.
My sunny side up eggs were acceptable, the sour-​dough toast woefully pedestrian (think: white bread with a hint of sour), the coffee was not fresh and a bit too hot for my taste. The fruit bowl side was pleasant enough, and so was the nothing-​special bacon.
The gentlemen serving there were professional and attentive, and there is free wi-​fi.
The general sense is one of a mild identity crisis. With clashing sounds, clashing palates, and average quality, the prices are nevertheless reasonable enough for them to continue to stay in business.
*Check-​in with your Unilocal app for a 10% discount*
Hope this helps!

Only been here once, but the food was better than I expected. Had the Salmon Cobb Salad. Good presentation and service. Food was better than the ambience would lead one to believe. Way too pricey in my opinion, but a decent place for brunch if you’re not looking for a special atmosphere.

Good food but servers can be rude. Maybe they are just busy but I had an order to go. I called in an order and paid but the sever didn’t bother telling me that the order wasn’t ready. Even after standing and waiting a while by the counter no word on how long the good would take.

I’m a very picky eater and it’s not often I find a place where I love the food but this place did it! I had a burgers with Swiss cheese and fries and it was delicious! The burger was fresh and juicy, the bun was fresh and not your standard sesame bun!
The person eating with me had this grilled chicken sandwich and that was excellent as well!
And an additional plus, the guy who took our order was very nice!
Would definitely recommend this place! Thanks for the good food!

It’s okay. I like how easy it is to order and get a number and they bring the food to you.
I’d say my crab cake florentine was very good, yet the crab was little fishy.
The bagel with lox was fine.
The only reason we came here was because we were on a City Walk and suddenly got hungry and snuck off to go find something to eat. We just happened to be in this neighborhood. I wouldnt go out of my way to come back here.

Wonderful service, the cute server/​cashier was very attentive & on top of things! Tasty crepes and potatoes. I had the Marina. Salmon was a bit cloyingly fishy, but the mozzerella was great. Lemon water is served free. The fresh fruit is also good.
I had forgotten to show them my Unilocal coupon for 10% off, and he granted me the discount after I let them know. Quite accomodating and very competent.
They also have Tabasco (reg & green), Tapatillo, and Cholula hot sauces.

I wouldn’t say it’s anything super special here but it’s solid. I got the crab cake florentine and it was pretty good but I wasn’t amazed or anything. Plus there were shell pieces in it, but at least that means it’s real crab right? Overall, it was okay. I’d come back again if I wanted a solid meal, but I’d pick crepevine over here.

I’ve been going here for over ten years. Time I write a review. The staff is, to a person, friendly and courteous. The menu is varied. (Thai, Italian, Crepes, and a breakfast burrito that will keep you going until dinner time).
Can’t think of a better place for a moderately priced meal!

Great for brunch! I love the smoked salmon scramble, as well as the chicken pesto sandwich. Hearty portions. I love the location in the lower haight because there is outdoor seating :)

Squat & Gobble Café & Crepery has lots of food offerings. not sure they can deliver.
drill: order at cashier. food brought to table.
menu: crepes, omlettes, eggs, salads, breakfast specials, burgers, «wok» kitchen,
sammies, pasts, kid’s menu.
eats: Angus hamburger, ordered med. rare (9.95)
–got burger med, no juice but fresh tasting
–tomatos, purple onion, lettuce on kaiser roll
–salad, fries, or ?
took salad, fresh mix greens with dressing.
3ish stars
take outs:
–good service, food prep not as such, burger not med. rare, juicy.
–crepes lots of options, may be next eat.

Ótimo! Pra quem não quer arriscar muito, recomendo o ‘Angus Beef Rigatoni’ e a sobremesa ‘Strawberry Nutella’. Great! For those who do not want to risk too much, I recommend the ‘Angus Beef Rigatoni’ and dessert ‘Strawberry Nutella’.