Lawrence & Rob’s Bachelor Planning Services

I should note that the overall experience I had on my bachelor party was a five star experience but there was an incident that i felt I wanted to take one star off of… More about that later.
Some back story first… Lawrence and Rob are upstart party planners that traditionally specialize in bar mitzfahs and birthday parties for children. I decided to take a chance and have them plan my last weekend on earth as a free man because they provided an excellent list of alternative venues to Vegas. Here are the categories if rank them on individually:
Hotel selection — 5 stars (walking distance to all sorts of shenanigans… If ya know what I mean)
Restaurant selection — 5 stars (I’m writing this review with one button undone on my jeans… Plus it popped off in the club)
Transportation — 5 stars
Clubs — 2 stars… Okay, let’s get to the heart of the matter. I really suggest that Rob and Lawrence do their research for adult reviews. While they got the overall concept correct, I don’t believe they were aware that these venues should provide a relaxing atmosphere and not an atmosphere fraught with violence, pain and choking. The dancer used phrases like «I will make your $&@! fall off» and would ask me if I liked being choked out… None of these activities appeal to me. Am I the only one?
Give these guys a chance but I’d plan the clubs yourselves.