The Atlantic Ocean has been my personal playground for thirty plus years. I have more great times with family and friends, amazing memories, and trips to the Atlantic Ocean than any other body of water. The Atlantic Ocean is where you can see the real me. Soul completely exposed, totally happy and free. From New Jersey down to Jamaica I have splashed in the Atlantic Oceans waters. I have boated on and snorkeled in these waters many times. This is where I need to visit year after year. My Top Five Alantic Ocean Spots are: 1. Hilton Head Island, SC 2. Vero Beach, FL 3. Jupiter Island, FL 4. Island of Palms, SC 5. Florida Keys I cannot wait to see my old friend, the Atlantic Ocean, again. Updates coming as more adventures take place. (((If I win the Lottery someday… Look for me under a palm tree, with a paper book, sunscreen, and ice water. Total Bliss is where I long to be be…)))
Chaz S.
Place rating: 1 Jupiter, FL
When you really think about it … the Atlantic Ocean is just one giant toilet. Keep that in mind the next time you’re pummeled by the shore break, ending up arsehole over teakettle with water shooting up your nose, and other open body orifices. And what’s with sharks and their anger? Or fat white guys in banana hammocks? Really, are you into that sort of thing on purpose? Finally, since you asked, ever get sand wedged in Thy Royal Ass Crack? I dare you to remove that without publicly drawing attention to the fact your hand is buried between your cheeks. As far as oceans go, I much more enjoyed the movie Ocean’s 11.
