Chinois Chinois

The food it’s good. But the service it’s slow especially the old Colombia lady it’s the worst.

Unexpectedly good. Large menu consisting of a variety of Asian foods and Lebanese food (kinda unusual I know, but good). This sushi was good and artfully presented.
Thai food was good as well, and service was prompt. We asked the bartender to put on the game and he did so promptly, even apologized for it not being on.

Long story short, we felt like we were being ‘punk’d’ during this meal. Everything was just awful. The waiter didn’t write anything down and messed up our entire order, it took over an hour to get our food while the people around us sat, ate and left. We couldn’t understand why it was so difficult to literally bring two pieces of sushi. The manager came to our table to verify the order, and 20 minutes later, there was still no food. Tables around us had dirty plates, and we had no water for the entire meal. It was honestly ridiculous. We actually laughed thinking someone was playing a joke on us to see how much we can withstand. It was THAT bad. As we were leaving, hungry I may add, we noticed the same manager sitting down with a large plate of sushi in front of him, which then explained why nothing was getting done. *Save yourself the torture and avoid this place at all possible costs. If I it could give it 0 stars I would.

I can honestly say I was very disappointed…
We ordered food for our office, not the first time we order actually, we had Lo mein, wings, sushi and crab Rangoon to share…
This has been the worst experience with food we have ever had in our office and on top of that we had to wait over an hour, not to go into to much detail lets just say the wings smelled… bad… and the sushi was the worst, the Lo mein was ok and the only reason that I gave two stars was for the Crab Rangoon that tasted pretty good.
Almost forgot $$$$$$$$
Never ordering from here again!!!

Great food, sushi is really good and good prices, especially for lunch because of the specials.
Have ordered from the Baklava Factory as well and the food is also good.
My Favorites: Ginger House Salad, any sushi (Chinois Sandwich and the Caribben Roll with Shrimp Tempura and fried plantains top 2)
Improvements: the service is a little on the slow side but nice and good attitude

Interesting combination on the menu. Mediterranean, Chinese and Japanese.
We tried the Mediterranean menu although the atmosphere screams oriental. Didn’t regret and would recommend.
I had the Kibbi platter and Greek salad. I’ll come back for more Kibbi.

Not amazing, but not awful either. Ordered the general tso chicken with white rice and the vegetable spring rolls. Vegetable rolls were pretty good, but I wish they came with the sweet chili sauce as most spring rolls do. General tso chicken was a little different tasting and looking than I’m used to. The sauce was a lot more watery than other places I’ve tried. When the food was delivered, the menu attached was from a gyro place, so I was a little confused. This wouldn’t be my first choice to order from again.

Delicious Chinese food! I’ve tried many Chinese spots in Miami and this is my favorite. It might be a little pricey compared to others, but it’s worth it and the delivery is convenient.

Big portions and good tasting food but the delivery was very slow. I live less than a mile away and it took way over an hour to get here. My order came with a free California roll but its awful I’m not eating it. I wouldn’t try any other sushi here but the pad Thai is decent. I probably won’t order from here again because of how long they took to deliver

I do not know how this establishment is still open. The food was overly priced for a handful of food and terrible to the taste, not to mention the service was not any better.

I have ordered from this place twice. Google Wallet makes it a breeze by prepaying. The food is awesome. Can’t complain at all. Portions are good. I always have enough to save for another day. Delivery is always estimated at 60 minutes, but usually get my food in 20 minutes or less. Also the delivery guys are hot!

Good food, poor service. Checked! Not coming back. Grouponeers read reviews before :-). Just changed from 3 to 1. Food poisoned ewch, not feeling well.

I have been to this place many times. They always have really good food. I like that there is a choice for Japanese or Mediterranean food. These are two of my favorite types of food! It makes it harder to make a choice of what to order but it is also good when you can’t decide on what to eat. This time I went with the Japanese section of the menu. I tried ordering the lobster roll but they were out of lobster. I ended up getting another roll I can’t remember the name of now but it was one of the ones not on the menu. It was on a special menu in a stand on the table. (Make sure to look at this menu or ask to see it if it’s not on your table, this is where the best looking rolls were in my opinion!!) The roll I got was great it had shrimp tempura in it which is my favorite. My parents chose the Mediterranean food which they both said were really good.
Although the food was all good like it usually is the service was extremely slow! We were there for almost two hours. They were also playing very loud techno music which didn’t seem to match with the environment. So in my opinion the atmoshphere and service was very poor.

Came here with my girlfriend and her parents for dinner about a week ago and felt that the whole experience was fairly underwhelming. The food was good, but the service was very slow even though the restaurant was empty and the music selection for the restaurant didn’t seem fit well either IMO (loud house music). I don’t remember what I ate, but I do remember they didn’t have a couple things on the menu that my girlfriend had wanted so she had to go to her plan C dish. I also remember that the center of our Fried Cheesecake was still frozen. That didn’t bother me much but it’s just another thing that caught my attention. Maybe we just had a sub par experience and that they are usually very good, but unless I’m being invited I probably won’t be going back to Chinois again.

I’ve never written a review for anything before until now. Like most of you I enjoy a good meal especially when the service is great. Chinois Chinois used to be great. They had the most amazing sushi ever; chinois roll along with the Turkish kabob, now the chicken tastes terrible and fake. They continuously remove the sushi off the menu or say it’s not available when you want to order but still shows up on the menu… the servers show little to no interest in their jobs or courtesy. Yesterday 3÷5÷15 was the last time I set foot at that establishment. Hope your experiences are better than my recent ones.

$ 7 for a large aka qt of chicken wonton/​noodles spoon = soup, 3 small pieces of wonton, and just a meager portion of noodles. I wonder what a small would have consisted of. I really wanted to like this place, since I’m in search of a go-​to chinese place closeby… but no thank you.

I ordered from grub hub just cause I was craving sushi and there was a storm outside. I wanted dragon roll couldn’t get it so settled for something completely different. The estimate time was ⁵⁰⁄₅₅ min they didn’t start cooking my order until I called an hour later. I told them I’ve been waiting for an he and it’s still not here they said there was traffic. LIARS I live a block away there no way there’s traffic. So then they went ahead and said we’ll be there shortly. They came 20 min after and the food was horrible I’ve never tasted such bad sushi in my life and trust me I love it.
I had seen there menu and saw they sell Thai food I WAS going to take my friends their but considering their food was horrible I’ll reconsider that! I honestly have them only one star cause I had too but they don’t deserve any.

Moderately priced, generous portion sizes and good, not great food, paired with good, not great service. The food can take a while to come out, and the servers disappear when they’re not busy. On the upside, they don’t ask you whether everything is okay every time you shove sushi into your mouth.
The Groupon is a great incentive to give this place a try if their strip mall location and weird mix of Middle Eastern, Chinese and Japanese food has left you wondering. I can’t vouch for the Chinese dishes, I simply won’t go near Chinese food in Miami, as it mostly sucks. The sushi however is decent enough for when I don’t feel like leaving Brickell.
For starters, I had the seafood salad. Mixed greens, cucumber, tomato, carrot ginger dressing, lots of avocado, topped with raw shrimp and imitation crab. The menu had me fooled, I expected real crab meat. For imitation crab, $ 11 seems high, but the salad was fresh and I cleaned my plate.
The $ 19 lobster tempura roll is by far the priciest menu item. I love lobster and I love tempura, you can’t go wrong with the two combined. Brown rice is an option on all sushi. The roll was huge, plus they give you little lobster tempura chunks on the side. I didn’t care for the spicy mayo sauce, but it was on the side and easily avoidable. The roll was so big that I took half of it to go. That’s what she said.
One thing that needs definite improvement is their tempura batter. Too thick, too heavy, too dark and too hard. Not something a girl usually complains about but in this case, yes. I noticed it on the lobster and it was even more apparent when my cheesecake tempura arrived. 50% of the slice was caked on hard batter. I almost asked for a knife as my spoon wouldn’t cut through it. The outside was almost burnt and the inside had gone semi-​liquid. Different dessert next time.

Came here solo with a groupon valued at $ 40 with the sole plan of entering a sushi comatose. The plan went well overall.
Ordered the Eel California Roll, Scallop Dynamite Roll, a salmon sushi and shrimp sushi along with an order of Broccoli Chicken rice.
The broccoli chicken was on point. The garlic flavor was strong, just the way I like it. The broccoli was good and the chicken was very tender and flavorful.
The Eel California roll and Scallop dynamite roll were fantastic. Fresh ingredients and the sauces complemented both rolls very well. Food-​wise, I loved everything about this place.
Service was also great as well! Can’t remember the name of the man who waited on me, but he did a great job and is a very nice guy. The restaurant seemed a bit underhanded though, since he looked like he was the only guy serving!
Only reason why I knocked off a star is because of the price. I feel that the sushi is a bit overpriced for what it is. It’s great, but the portions could be made bigger for what I paid.
Great place, will come again if I come across another deal!

The true definition of a hidden gem, Chinois Chinois is tucked away on an unassuming side street on Coral Way.
I landed there after finding a
deal and was pleasantly surprised by their large menu, stocked with hot Asian dishes and specialty sushi rolls.
I decided to play it safe for my first visit, ordering the lunch special which offered two rolls for like $ 10. I settled on the Crunchy Crab and Spicy Tuna rolls, both of which were very tasty and fresh.
My second and third visits I was in an adventurous mood and the American Beauty (tuna, avocado and tempura flakes because let’s face it, everything tastes better with a little fried stuff), Alaskan King Crab roll, Rainbow roll and Spicy tuna caught my eye.
Making a grand entrance, the four rolls were arranged beautifully on a wooden sushi boat, adorned with carrot peels and colorful lettuce leaves. After capturing the perfect instagram, I wiped the boat clean in like five minutes flat… with the help of a hungry boyfriend, of course.
We left no room for dessert but wouldn’t have minded changing things up with a little baklava (the restaurant shares its space with Baklava Factory, a yummy Greek spot).
Consistent, quick and delicious, Chinois Chinois is the perfect place to go when you need to satisfy that sushi tooth (Japanese version of a sweet tooth).