Dick’s Last Resort

Fun place but you gotta know how to take a joke! Instead of the usual polite service you get elsewhere, you get the ones that get paid to insult you at Dick’s Last Resort!
PARKING
Wherever you park as you venture through downtown Indianapolis, man. We parked at the structure by Circle Centre Mall and it was a short walk over.
INTERIOR/​EXTERIOR
Fun decors, lots of weird décor and vibrant colors to bring the place alive.
MENU
We came here in the afternoon for small eats and drinks. Our party of three ordered three drinks, an entrée, and an appetizer. The Chicken Tenders were enjoyable — the crispness of the chicken and the hint of sourness from the lemon juice really brought flavor to each bite!
Our drinks: Mango Peach Freeze and «Blow Your Wada» Pina Colada. All three drinks were in slush form and it was like hello, brain freeze!
SERVICE
Our waitress was really fun! She stopped by our table to check if were okay, despite just tossing our utensils on the table and insulting our age. It was all in good humor and she even came back a couple of times to share with us a couple of jokes. The best part would probably be the tall white hats each individual gets. Your waiter or waitress would write something that may be somewhat insulting but hilarious! Examples that we got include:
+ I stalk my Instagram followers
+ Ask me about my rash
+ Stripping my way through college
Overall, a fun place to visit. Not sure it would be my first choice for food but for the environment and the animated fun, I guess it’s not too bad.

Always love my visits to Dick’s!
Aaron had a blast with Grandma’s scooter, wasn’t sure we’d get it back! LOL
Food is AMAZING as always. Crab cakes were moist and you could taste the crap. Shrimp were big, fish moist, and crab balls SO GOOD!

The shame of Indy…
The Dick’s chain always crack me up and this place lived up to the moniker.
Fun bartender (I sat at the bar) and a fun atmosphere make for a good night out. If you come to Dick’s looking for a gourmet experience, you are going to be sorely disappointed…
It is what it is: bad fried food and potent drinks together with a side of obnoxiousness — if you are easily offended, stay home and cook for yourself.
All in all a good night out while in Indy — would hit again.
Parking — good luck with that.

Honey glaze is the worst waiter you can get, as well as all the others. Go and get your worst dining experience.

The atmosphere was as expected. I had the chicken fried chicken which was good. It could have had a little less crust though. They were very accommodating of my Unilocal coupon. The insults on the hats were hilarious. It’s great for the group with a sense of humor. I would not take children there considering that they can read and will be asking questions about the less than PG insults. This particular location was very accommodating of our large party.

Ever have a day where you just want to shout random offensive things while chugging a drink and throwing napkins on the floor? Go to Dicks.
Located in the downtown Indianapolis area, Dicks was a stop I made with a group of friends, starving and looking for grub. We walked in and were immediately greeted by the hostess and loud music. There’s tissue all over the floors and it’s actually OKAY!
The point here is to be an a**hole. Our waiter actually threw straws at us at one point. Everyone gets an offensive hat, which are utterly hilarious. The DJ was pretty awesome and so was the atmosphere. I did have issues with the food though.
I ordered the crab boil because on the pic it looked plentiful and delicious. Lies. The plate of food I got was very… needing of more food! Lol It was mediocre at best. I also ordered the huge margarita which was 23 bucks; it tasted like straight mixer. If I didn’t get to keep the glass, I would’ve been pissed.
Dicks is a great place to be lewd and rude… don’t expect a lot from the drinks and food (that rhymes).

We didn’t know what to expect but it was fun and entertaining. The hats were fun and the sarcasm wasn’t over the top.

The atmosphere is fun, even for the kids! The hats are a riot and always crack us up. We’ve always had a great experience here… But sub-​par, very expensive food. I can’t imagine anything is made in-​house, but that’s not why you come here.

We visited on Sunday evening around 5. We had a 20 minute wait. Which is better than I expected. When we got to the table the waiter threw straws at my son. He thought it was hilarious. The menus are wrote on big chalkboards. I ordered the chicken and ribs. The chicken was fantastic. However you get no sides. So all I got was meat. There was a small mix up on who was serving us and we had an extra wait. The manager came and personally apologized. It really wasnt a big deal but gave us dessert on the house. Overall it was a great experience. My giant hat said I blame my farts on my son. My sons said help I dont know these people. I wouldnt recommend for anyone who can’t take a joke. Cant wait to go back!

The food is pricey and very bland. You are coming here for the playful environment. You will have fun if you are open minded and not uptight. Just remember the food is not the reason to come here. It’s a very playful environment and don’t worry about being loud. Great for groups.

Any comments that are low stars are just people with thin skin. If you can’t take the heat get out dicks last resort. We got macho nachos, chycken bites and they were BANGIN’. Fun décor, fun hats, gtzzzzz.
Furthermore make sure to touch Big Robs butt. It’s all muscle.

I am rating this location with 2 stars, not because of inferior food but for the customer «service» (or lack thereof!) While downtown Indy celebrating my daughter 15^th birthday, we landed at Dick’s Last Resort LITERALLY as a last resort! They advertise a birthday deal (minimum 8 people, we ha 9) for $ 19.99 per person that would have been ideal for 8, 15 year old high schoolers and a patient dad. When I inquired, the manager, Tim, informed me that there would not be sufficient time to thaw the included cake. Therefore, he said, we could have the special. (Well, he actually said «Sorry, can’t help ya! Ooh that Hoosier Hospitality!) We asked if we could do the deal, without the cake, and pay the same price? Same answer… Sorry can’t help ya! WOW! Offer to take less and pay more and… NO DEAL! Definitely the Last Time for us at Dick’s Last Resort!

Tina was our server and she was amazing ask for her!!. The service it killer and the food is also. I would recommend it to all.

Food over priced and not really all that good. Find were very fatty and unflavored. Pulled pork had a weird sauce on it. We went in knowing it would be an experience, but it was not one I would like to relive. The server gave my daughter a very inappropriate hat that should not have been given to a child. When I made a comment that was wrong server said «what do you expect». Never again. I would have had a better metal sat Steak and Shake next door.

Went for a bachelorette party. vibe is fun, party-​atmosphere so good for letting loose with friends. The food was good, I had the steak and shrimp with fries. Steak was cooked correctly and overall we all had a good experience. There was an MC, bridal twerk-​off and good music playing throughout the meal. Drinks were a little pricey for my taste– $ 8 for a run of the mill Vodka & Tonic??? Our waiter was fun and helped us first timers out but made sure to keep the sarcastic Dick’s theme going.

Come with an open mind, good sense of humor, and get ready to have a good time. Trashcan punch is delish and will sneak up on you if you let it.

I’m really disappointed that I finally made it to Dick’s Last Resort and I was so incredibly let down. I get that it’s a «different» type of place but the bartender/​server we had on a Friday night were rude, racist, and just seemed to hate that we bothered them with our business.
Service was slow and food was way-​overpriced. Really disappointed and DLR — if you want to close early on Fridays — do it. Don’t make patrons feel bad for coming in later in the evening.

Dick’s Last Resort = Appropriately titled. Go as your last resort.
One of those locations where the appeal is the atmosphere and vibe but it’s also where it went terribly wrong. I’m all for a fun type atmosphere and joking around but when it comes at the expense of regular customer service, then it’s a problem.
The biggest issue here is the staff is trying to entertain EVERYONE. And I mean EVERYONE. And while that sounds great, when you are waiting for your meal or a refill and they are standing on tables putting on a show, it becomes a little irritating. And that’s what happened with us. We ordered drinks and waited forever for our food while our server was making hats for the party that was seated next to us. Probably no reflection of her because I’m sure she was just doing her job. But as much as I come to a restaurant for the ambiance, I ALSO WANT TO EAT!
The food was mediocre. I ordered a po boy sandwich that was pretty dry and bland. Basically a few shrimp, lettuce and tomato tossed on some hard bread. Luckily I ordered a beer and it’s really hard to mess that up. Prices are average but not to justify the poor quality of food.
I can say I tried it and thats enough for me. I doubt I’d come back unless it’s nothing else open. The theatrics were a little much for me and again, it came at the expense of regular customer service.

Food is overpriced and portion size is huuuuuuge. Easily could split most meals sometimes with 3 people. I’ve been to another DLR and this one is very bland and boring. You go here expecting to have a hilarious sarcastic time but they definitely dropped the ball. I was with a group of 10 mid twenty year olds and we were way funnier than our waiter. I would not go back.

Meh.
I get it. I do. But, I don’t think I like it. There’s a definite difference between being sarcastic (hello? QUEEN of sarcasm here) and being downright rude.
I think, perhaps, Dick’s should go for either or — either bad service OR sub-​par food. The combination of the two is a bit much for me.
My friends and I went for#DevourDowntown, so luckily, our bill was relatively low. We had catfish nuggets as an appetizer, which were actually pretty good. We split the shrimp-​a-​palooza (twelve assorted shrimp with sides) and the Dolly (two chicken breasts with rice and corn). Neither was overwhelmingly delicious, but both were ok. Our dessert was a warm (cold) cookie sundae. Not a bad deal at 2 for $ 30, but not a place I’d trip over my self to return to.
I suppose if you’re in downtown Indy, you’re starving, and you have $ 30 per person to burn (regular menu prices) Dick’s wouldn’t be too bad as a last resort.