MW Tux

«You got a pimp hat and a cane?»
«No»
“Cause my friend here needs a pimp hat and a cane for the dance”
«Um. No.»
…Snickers, exit…
This was some of the local flavor of Tux in Gresham when ZF and I were there trying on wedding regalia. I use ‘were’ in the magnanimous sense, however I was not trying anything on. Tux is an offshoot of Men’s Wearhouse and in this instance is across the parking lot from the MW and staffed by a solitary high school girl with multicolored hair.
Fortunately, she knew her inventory and answered all my questions easily. We did some matchy match, we did some fitty fit and she let me take pictures outside so I could see all the wool/​poly blend in the real light. And the price is right here, for the ‘lightweight’ tux complete with shoes (and pimp cane) it was like $ 170, and we can change our mind, specifically my mind, up to 2 weeks prior with no problems.
As hard as it is for me to take men’s fashion advice from a high school girl, I was impressed and happy with our choices. plum tux, ivory cumberbund and shoes, shirtless. Ha!