Elmo’s Pizza and Subs

Elmo’s Pizza and Subs does not taste like gasoline. One could be forgiven for thinking this would be the case due to the fact that it is attached to a gas station. I know the first time I ordered food here, I expected it to be able to fill up my belly AND my fuel tank. I found out the hard way that the latter was not true (don’t ask, long story. Let’s just say, my car ran on sandwiches for a good part of the year). Wait, I found a plot hole in my story. I say I learned that it would NOT fill up my fuel tank, but then proceed to say my car ran on sandwiches for the better part of the year. Make up your mind, Jim. You can’t have it both ways. Okay, so forget that story. Let’s get back to Elmo’s (the pizza/​sandwich place, not the red ticklish Muppet monster). So, the sandwiches here are really good. They are also super cheap. Like, $ 5 gets you a ‘lil cute ol’ bag of chips, a bucket of soda, and a 6″ sandwich. Remember that time Subway decided to stop putting any effort into making their food good or affordable? Elmo, in all his red-​butted glory came over to Mr. Subway and said «eat it, dawg». Elmo then put a sign in his window about the $ 5 meal deal, which has gone down in history as the best deal in town. If you have one of those SACS band booster cards you get another 20% off. I can’t even right now. Is this real life? I can’t even believe that is something that is real. Oh yeah, they just added another deal where you can get the bag o’ chips, trough of soda and a 12″ for $ 8. I’d like to see Mr. Subway try and beat that. He can’t, that’s what! It’s like Elmo went up to Mr. Subway and exclaimed «Your weakness is disgusting to me» while throwing all that stale, stale Subway bread on the dirty un-​mopped floor. Um, this place does pizza and breakfast too. Like you even care.

I just ordered a large thin crust American sausage and mushroom pizza from this establishment. When I got the pizza home it appears that someone had dropped the pizza while it was in the box. All of the mushrooms were laying in one corner of the box, not on the pizza. Upon further inspection of the pizza there was no American sausage on the pizza at all. Seth and Ridge were the employees who assisted me during my purchase… shame on you two!

Please know I later found this was my mistake. I ordered from the wrong location, and the location where I picked up my pizza was very accommodating and made me a pizza in about 10 minutes! Sorry for the confusion. Pizza was very good!

Diamond in the Ruff … Or the boonies
This place is surprisingly good and cheap. When my Aunt sent me to a gas station to get food, I was like «Where am I?»
Grinders
Have a good selection of veggies, meats and sauces.
Pizza,
Was had good toppings and the crust was crispy and fluffy.
Staff
Was young, forgetful and kinda spacey
It’s a good alternative to subway or fast food

If you want quality pizza. Don’t try here. Ketchup on dough with cheese on top.

I have to admit, being in a gas station should be an immediate indicator of well, something. But I am wrong. This place is pretty gosh darn good! The subs are WAYYYY better than subway, slightly better than Quiznos, and on par with Penn Station.
Just be sure to ask for the condiments, they don’t seem to keen on remembering them!