Judging from the looks of this club, I thought I had found my Canadu! haha, get it. Xanadu?! No? Fuck you get off my page! The cushy butter yellow leather sofas, the cheesy-gorgeous art encased in coffin-shaped frames and the big beautiful salt-water fish tank, I could watch that thing all day long. Such a beautiful establishment up front. Then I entered what I will now refer to as the mullet of this place. See, the front was all tame and deceitful because there was a party going on back here. Guys were everywhere, people were movin and shakin and everyone was busy busy busy. just doing a whole bunch of nothing. It totally gave me anxiety, and that would piss my doctor off because anxiety is the reason I am even in here in the first place :). I’m trying to get a handle on it ya know? The budtender was a chick with no personality. She just stood there looking useless while I pieced together the pricing and coding for the strains, as this was my 1st time. They had some delicious smelling Blue Dream, Blue Cheese and Blackberry Kush. but somehow my brain skipped a beat and opted for the Banana Kush, which i didn’t even stop to smell because I felt the need to get the fuck out of there… because as I said before, they were all doing stuff back there. except the budtender chick who was ‘assisting’ me. They get 2 stars. 1 for the beautiful décor and 1 for the guy who educated me on Blue Dream a little better than others have. Beyond that, the GGECO gets a big hell no from this chickie. I’m supposed to be happy when I leave these clubs, not in a panic. I don’t think I can forgive the them for harshing my mellow. I pay a lot of money to stay this mellow!