Norbert’s Pizza

Aggressively mediocre pizza for not that cheap. Go somewhere else.

Great Pizza… but the delivery guy took an hour, and when he showed up (and I dared to be upset about it) he told me to fuck off, said to go back to NJ and told me I was «a fucking rich kid.» I, by no measure, am a rich kid. I’ll admit to being an asshole, and yes, I actually am from New Jersey, but I am not some fucking spoiled brat with a trust fund. I work for a living, just like the delivery guy who insulted me.
Moral of the story: If you’re ordering, just do pick up.

This place was rockin’! I love the vegan pizza option.

Its NEVER open. I guess they only abide to hipster hours. And they don’t deliver to non hipster areas which are only a mile away! Guess we’re not cool enough. Gee thanks

Awesome price for vegan slices. A cute little place and the people working there are always really nice. It’s right across from Mr. Kiwi’s so whenever I go grocery shopping I SIN at Norbert’s! Wish they had actual seats but oh well. I think they deliver to my home for free but I couldn’t be sure. I don’t need to find out or I may never leave my apartment.

It feels like everyone in this place is learning how to make pizza for the first time. I was disappointed in regular slice which is never a good sign. The grandma was only OK, but over all everything here seems meh. Staff are nice but they seem a little clueless behind the counter at times. Maybe they are all new to the pizza game, so this place might improve as time goes on. Who knows. Still would rather have a slice from Tony’s.

I hate writing bad reviews for places with vegan options but this is the third time I’ve ordered from Norberts and felt like i was throwing away money. A quarter of the pie was cheeseless because it was stuck to the top of the box. If you’re going to charge more for vegan food, could I at least get all of my fake cheese? And it was delivered cold. Bummer.

Bloodsnake stands behind norberts and wishes them many years to come. But the inconsistency with the hours of operation are troubling and often do I find my self calling and hanging up like a child just to make sure they’re open.

Great place for a quick bite around the corner. Has always had freshly baked slices. My Italian roommate who is pizza connoisseur by birth AND by experience says, «it’s not bad at all.» And for him, that means a lot. Go bushwick.

If you are a vegan and used to Vinnie’s, this place is along the same idea.
PROS: Better pizza (very thin crust, tasted fresh — at least on a Saturday morning)
Bathroom (although, could use a little love)
Conveniently located across from a coffee shop with vegan drinks.
CONS: only one vegan kind when I was there. But it was good (loaded with stuff!)
I really just think the crust is better, and it made the whole vegan cardboard pizza experience a little more pleasant.

They don’t have any meat options, i support vegan options, but thats just cruel. also not open for lunch or late night so what’s the point. Two Boots is better. whatever Norberts.

Norbert’s is the punk pizza spot. Think Vinnie’s, or Carmine’s, if you’re acquainted with the Williamsburg/​Greenpoint pizza scene. Except dirtier. Welcome to Bushwick.
Slices are alright, sort of remind me of Chuck E Cheese in some weird way. It’s a street slice spot that somehow doesn’t taste quite like the typical «New York Slice». There isn’t another decent slice anywhere else around Myrtle Broadway though, so Norbert’s is the champ by default. Does what it needs to do.

They have vegan pizza, that’s all that matters! Hard to find these days!

I had a few slices at this place, I was surprised to say the least. I had very low expectations simply because this place doesn’t look like it has it together yet. The margarita square was very tasteful. I’m going back. Good place for a quick bite.

Shits wack. Vegan meat? Nah player. Shitty attitude? No thanks. Smelly hipsters making my food? Peace

Service was blah, pizza is kind of gross, and most of all took an hour and a half to deliver our pizza. Pretty much the only reason why I order or go here is here is out of convenience (it’s a block away).
Whoever opened this place up needs to whip their business into shape. Or they need to hire a manager who will do it for them. Actually, I would recommed getting some better food on the menu !! Like a really good Chicken Parm Sandwich and some pasta dishes !!! We need it in this area as we are limited to what’s around here food wise !!
They’d make a lot more money that way and save their staff the embarrassment of working there.
At this point, I recommend Danny’s down on Meserole and Bushwick or Millie’s Pizza (location ?) instead. They are faster, have meat available and are just much better overall, for the same price.

My first taste/​experience was this past Tuesday afternoon. I must say the staff was super sweet!
I ordered 2 slices, brought it home and I was very disappointed. Pizza tasted stale, SMH. You’re better off walking three blocks north to OMG pizza. Otherwise call Domino’s pizza.

I love this pizza but the asshats who run this place suck hard! I ordered my pizza on grub hub in the middle of a hunger tantrum. 2 HOURS LATER, still not there. THATS A LONG TIME TO WAIT FOR PRECIOUS PIZZA. I call them and they said its on the way. NOPE. It wasn’t, 2 HOURS and now 45 minutes later, still nothing and just say they are really busy and its not their fault. Grub hub returned my money and they never brought me shit. Good luck to y’all turds

Pretty much what you’d expect from a hipster pizza joint. The service is not friendly, although none of them are actually rude. It’s just that inattentive, uninterested type of hipster service.
That said, i think their white pizza is quite good. You gotta put a bunch of garlic, salt and red pepper on it, but it’s tasty.
However, I can’t really say the same for the other slices they have.

Couple weeks ago, my friends and I had a poker game. We order some pizzas from this place. We specifically asked for a sausage pizza, a sicilian pizza, a cheese pizza and a spinach and mushroom pizza. When they finally arrived, the spinach/​mushroom was missing, the sicilian was like half the size of a normal sicilian pizza (it looked as if the middle has been cut out, leaving a rectangle rather than a square) and something about the sausage seemed off.
My friend called them to complain. They said that the person who took the order didn’t hear spinach/​mushroom so he/​she didn’t write it down and that the sausage was vegan even though we never requested vegan sausage. I forget how he responded to that, but my friend was incredulous and I think they eventually hung up on him. Another friend called back very nicely explaining what happened again and asking if they could at least just give us a free pizza or something.
They put him on hold for a really long time and the dude who came back to the phone said, «sorry dude, we’re gonna stand our ground». And that was that.
Really awful customer service. It seems like they really just don’t give a sh*t. They seem to just have a whatever attitude and could care less about making their customers happy. As if they can’t be bothered.
I should have suspected something was off when I had walked in a couple weeks earlier to that fairly early on a Friday night and ordered two plain slices. I was told it would be another 45 minutes until there would be anymore cheese pizza. On a Friday night. Are you for real? It wasn’t even busy!