Silks & Secrets

Ok so I’ve got my shopping list:
1. Vibrator that looks like a carrot
2. Inflatable Butt Plug
3. She Male Love Doll
4. Stripper Platform Shoes (with a slot in the side for «tips»)
5. Wet Look Corset (with matching crotch less panties)
6. Milk
Now where can I go to get all these things? I know Silks and Secrets! Ok so you’d have to swing by Tesco for the milk but everything else you can find in this store.
I came across this store accidentally (honest) and I thought, aww Silks and Secrets that sounds sweet, oh how wrong I was! Now I am not one to judge anyone’s sexual preferences but ooft it would make your eyes water!
This place is cheap and nasty but hey, if cheap and nasty tickles your giblets then you’ll love it!

Oh dear. This is what happens when Glasgow tries to go all contemporary, sexy and continental.
Needless to say, the end result is not contemporary, sexy or continental. Instead, it is seedy, cheap, nasty and, even a little bit, intimidating.
However, if this is the kind of stuff you are into then this shop is the place for you. It has a large range of stock in various sizes and colours which seem to be priced reasonably (I admit, my googling session tonight has been a little strange…).
The staff seem pleasant enough and allow you plenty of space to browse. This was something I especially appreciated.
So, if you’re into some different sexual stuff pop in. If you reckon Silk and Secrets is all pretty underwear (like I first thought) it’s maybe best to avoid going any further than the street.

My only encounter with this little lingerie shop was when i found out i had an interview a while back. I was tossing up leaving uni with staying on for my final year so I decided a back up plan was in order, and i had to get a more permenant job. I trawled the net looking for something, anything, and i found a vacancy here. I wear pants everyday, and they sell pants everyday. Match made in heaven? I think so.
It’s exterior leaves a lot to be desired. It looks, for want of a better word, seedy as hell. The greying tiles are dirty and the sign looks like the guy made it himself, nothing sexy or inviting about it at all. The window displays are pretty shady too. Those 70’s hairdo’s on the mannequins have got to go!
The store itself is sizeable but again, it’s not very inviting. The walls are jam packed with corsets and frillies, and other things that i will perhaps leave to the imagination. As well as lingerie, they sell footwear, adult movies and toys, and um… wigs. Strange one i thought but hey, each to thier own. Everything is priced at regular prices for these kinds of shops, with basques coming in at over £40 and babydoll sets for as little as £20. Pretty much something for everyones price range.
I went to see the shop a few days before my interview. I really didn’t like the feel of the place, it seemed a bit tacky and, well, cheap really. Safe to say i never did go for that interview. The presence of a man in the store old enough to be my grandfather buying some pretty questionable headgear put a stop to that.