Zimbabwe Pavilion

Dear Zimbabwe, you have just won the title as Expo’s biggest rip-​off… And it’s not your fault, it is our fault, your empty pavilion in the first months of Expo warned us… Then the croc burger came, and it tasted of chicken, but we ignored it, while the crowds lined for it, now there’s the zebra burger, and it tastes like McDonald’s (actually McD tastes better) but the queue is still there… Perhaps it’s the baobab drink (made in Italy out of 0.27% of actual baobab — the rest is just shit you find in every bottled drink in the world), or the fact that Italians like crowds, or the line that makes us think there’s something worth it at the end of it… But I’m done, no more zebra, croc or safari burgers for me, I’m staying as fast away as I can from your pavilion.