Suite 106 and Wet Bar

I’ve been here many times sadly, so I’m just going to list it out for you in two handy dandy lists :)
WET BAR
Pros:
1. All patio!
2. House-​ish Music
3. You can smoke errwhere!
4. Heaters in the winter
Cons:
1. Super Crowded.
2. Lots of stairs to go up to get here …
3. Washrooms are either unisex or I was always really drunk.
Suite 106
Pros:
1. Plays Hip Hop/​RB/​Dance Hall
2. — — — — — — — —
Cons:
1. Always, always, always smells like vomit.
2. Over Priced Drinks.
3. Guys that even creeped me out.
4. Too Dark
5. I’ve slipped on mysteriousness on the floor many times.
Wet Bar is A-​OK.
Suite 106 kinda feels like a dingy rape motel room.
²⁄₁₅ Challenge!

You know why it’s called Wet Bar?
Because the place looks like a big washroom with piss all over the floor.
Forget about Suite 106, it’s never open… at least when I’ve visited there.
You enter this multi-​level complex, walk up to the top floor where it’s the only place where there is anyone to be found, step on somebody else’s bodily discharge, and walk to where your booth is. The selling point is that there are white blinds at the VIP areas. Brightly lit with amber lights, the blinds hides you from the wall which it is set against. In case the Government is spying on you with XRAY technology, at least there are these blinds.
When was the last time these blinds were cleaned? I saw spider webs, spider eggs… just a infestation of arachnid colonising the bottle service space. If I made this privy to the women there, they’d be screaming and jumping all over the place. But what’s the point? They’re screaming and jumping all over the place already.
The music SUCKS. Despite the open rooftop, the place is a furnace, and the tropical looking blinds adds psychological heat. Oh it’s nearly unbearable, makes me wish I wore a slooty dress like the women here.
The clientèle is hostile, the only friendly looks you’ll get are from the girls with the World’s least unconvincing lashes waiting for you to buy them drinks.
The price for drinks was the only tolerable aspect, as my usual ran only $ 6, whereas it could go as high as $ 22 at Yorkville.
A mess of a place, needs some serious housekeeping.
Music is dull, bottle service unremarkable and disengaging, women here just sit in their seats as if this were a big drunken picnic, cheap drinks and that’s about it.
Everyone who posts photos of themselves here have the blinds as background. YOU CAN BUY BLINDS AT HOME DEPOT YOU KNOW.
If anyone actually gets to experience Suite 106 let me know.
Leave your nice shoes at home.

I’ve been to Wet Bar several times now and every time I’ve been there it just gets worst and worst.
Yesterday was my friend’s birthday so we all went to Suite 106 because she knew someone who worked there that would get us passed the line. We got in a bit after 12 and let’s just say it was EMPTY! All of us were not impressed and I suggested that we go upstairs to Wet Bar because it’s better than Suite 106. Security said we couldn’t go upstairs but she asked her friend to get us upstairs and we got to go up. The music up here was way better than downstairs. What I don’t like about Wet Bar is that the heater was on and the rooftop was closed so it felt like you were in a sauna. It also doesn’t help that you’re allowed to smoke up here… which I don’t like because I don’t smoke. Overall my experience wasn’t great but it wasn’t bad. However, everyone was kicked out early because a fight broke out.
I am probably not going to Wet Bar or Suite 106 ever again. There are better clubs in the entertainment district that I can get my fist pump on… like Tryst!

Are you a sausage lover? Do you love the smell of man sweat and testosterone? Then Wet Bar is for you!
Included with your $ 10-​$ 15 cover:
— Complementary cavity search prior to entry
— Overpriced drinks
— Flooded dance floor (I am not talking about people, I mean water)
— Luxury toilets (includes free overflow)
— All-​you-​can-​eat sausage (seriously, its everywhere)
— 3 to 5 squads of douchebags who are there just to pick fights
— *UNLIMITED* bouncer punches for you and your favourite 5 friends
— Guaranteed premature kickout for no apparent reason, no questions asked
Oh man I love this place, always a great time!

Considering the club thing is not my scene I actually had a pretty good time. The only thing that bugged me was the smoking. I can’t complain about the drink prices either at $ 5.25 for a highball. The music was good for a Saturday night and I learned some things:
1. If you are a male under 5’6″ you must wear a wife beater with your button-​up shirt tucked in your back pocket and act like a douche bag. There were two or three of these guys here.
2. The waterfall is the catch-​all when you don’t want to put your empty glass or beer bottle on a table, just throw it in the basin. Also the waterfall smells like puke so don’t stand anywhere near it.
3. If you’re too drunk or lazy guys, just ask a girl to hold «it» for you. It’s a shared bathroom, just pick your side. Though I can’t guarantee you won’t get slapped for asking.

Good music, good crowd !
Had an awesome Saturday nite at the Wet Bar !
2 clubs @ the location: Suite 106 & Wet bar and Level — both with great music

Suite 106 & Wet Bar is in the «entertainment district» so it’s automatically not my type of my place, but until today we’ve been able to peacefully co-​exist without any trouble, kind of the same way I can co-​exist with people who wear Crocs and clip their nails on public transit. We just sort of mind our own business and move along.
The lone time I went I had neither a good time nor a bad time — certainly nothing worth taking the time to write a review about. In fact, it was instantly forgettable, kind of like the guy I was dating at the time that dragged me there for bottle service in the first place.
What I take issue with is today’s Flyering Incident™. I was peacefully enjoying lunch with some old coworkers down in the food court at King & University when a guy threw four flyers down on our table and started to walk away. It actually incensed me with anger to write that sentence — that someone would essentially LITTER MY EATING SPACE and walk away without any thought is enraging. Who does this? So we called his attention and I told him we didn’t want the flyers, no thanks. I don’t know why he even targeted our table in the first place as from one glance at our appearance it’s immediately obvious we don’t frequent the entertainment district.
As he walked away, I picked up the flyers and followed him, trying to get his attention, but he refused to turn around. Finally I caught up with him and tried to hand him the flyers, saying they’d be going to waste as I’d just throw them out. He refused to take them back and said «It’s called marketing, b*tch!» and kept walking.
Now I don’t know about you, but I’m more than aware of what marketing is. I’ve even flyered in the past, and the most simple rules apply: either leave a pile of flyers for people to take of their own volition or offer them to people but in no way should you ever FORCE someone to take your flyer. Or assault a group of people with your flyers, which is what this guy did.
In an era where 100% of mailboxes bear a plea for «no junk mail» and companies are scrambling to offer their customers paperless billing, it’s absolutely mind-​numbing that a company would so blatantly want to litter the city with its flyers and aggravate people in the process. It’s a shame that Suite 106 & Wet Bar chose someone who clearly failed Marketing 101 and lacks any professionalism to represent their business.
What ever happened to TALKING to a person about your product or business? THAT’s called marketing (b*tch)!