Asphar Recruitment

I realize I’m about to commit job-​seeking suicide by giving an updated and worse review of Asphar, but I’ve lost all hope. I kind of feel like dealing with Asphar is living in the Seinfeld episode of bizarro-​world.
I think we speak the same language, but yet everything I say is translated opposite. I’m looking for full-​time work, I get calls for part-​time. I am looking for jobs in Perth, I am getting calls about relocating. And, here’s the kicker… I am a professional (with years upon years of degrees and experience) and I get calls to work in a fish market.
It’s not that I’m too good to work in a fish market, in fact I even agreed to working in a fish market on Christmas Eve nevertheless as a measure of «good faith», that I’m dependable and am willing to «get the job done». Apparently, I excelled so well at the fish market that this is all I get called on. I’m really not looking for a job. I’m looking for an actual career that I’m skilled in. I’m not sure how that hasn’t been conveyed through rigorous tests of which I passed (see first review), interviews, phone calls and e-​mails.
Also, something else to think about. Asphar recruiters do not work together. They work against one another. Should Asphar have a job that you are qualified for but it’s belongs to another recruiter (mind you, in the same office), they won’t be thinking of you. You have to re-​interview with that recruiter.
To me, a good candidate is a good candidate. Finding a job is hard enough, hence why I sought out help from people that do this as their career. But, in bizarro-​world it’s a different story.