Know any drummer jokes? I do: Q) How do you tell if the stage is level? A) The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. Q) What’s the last thing a drummer says in a band? A) «Why don’t we try one of my songs?» Q) What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A) A drummer. Haha, I could do that all day. None of them are nearly as harsh as my best bass player joke though: Q) What do you through a drowning bass player? A) Their amp. Drumtek is where my drummer ‘friends’ go to get great deals on their drum gear. It’s cheaper than the rest, they know about drums, they aren’t a bunch of hipster wankers. What more do you drummers want? Q) What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? A) You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once. I kill myself…