Tramp

The place to be Saturday night or Sunday Morning. Runs the best recovery from 6am — 3pm Sunday. Coolest place in Melbourne and will meet some interesting people. Miles ahead of all other clubs. Plenty of toilets and air conditioning and fans on the dance floor so you don’t break a sweat rocking the d floor. Some fancy booths as well plus has crates to sit on in the smokers. Prices are pretty good and the venue sells merchandise and you can get your phone charged for 30 mins for $ 5. Can get quite busy however so I’d advise not to use your pass outs unless needed and when going for a smoke there is occasionally a line back in. The have great birthday packages and are open Friday and Saturday nights and during holidays Tuesday nights.

Let’s just say that Tramp is aptly named and leave it at that. The less said about this place the better.

Tramp Bar. Come here and you’ll find there isn’t enough hot water in the world to get you clean again.
Tramp thinks it’s pretty cool and exclusive, however if you get in you’ll realise you’re surrounded by a bunch of idiots who are so high they don’t know where they are. If that’s your scene — HAVE FUN! I guess I’m just an old-​fashioned girl who likes to chat to people that are conscious.
This venue is the CBD’s equivalent to Revolver in Prahran — it’s dark, dingy and open ’til very, very late (10am on Sunday morning. Sheesh.)
Like I said, I find this place gross. So if you’ll excuse me I have to keep scrubbing to get the ‘Tramp’ off me.