Coffee Hit

As a matter of proactivity (yeh, it’s a word), I’ve decided to rewrite the civil constitution. None of this separation of states’ powers business, what of it? No, this new constitution is reserved for local businesses, specifically cafes. The first amendment shall pertain to business names, and shall prescribe that in the event of including ‘coffee’ in one’s name, the coffee must be decent. I don’t believe this is such a wild requirement. I’m not asking to be blown away, I’m asking for simple decency.
Unfortunately this constitution is yet to come into power, so until then I’m subjected to places such as Coffee Hit, where the coffee is shit.
Fine, so the coffee’s bad — no big deal, we have the rest of the meal to make up for it. But it only gets worse from here. Congealed eggs in a form not too dissimilar from a dense, dry cake. Bread straight out of the Homebrand packet. How am I meant to feel as a customer? Deceived? Heartbroken?
The government is yet to recognize the importance of my plea, so until then I’ll just use online resources to warn against this place. I don’t deal out 1 star ratings very often but extreme cases call for extreme measures.