Brazilian Touch

This place is totally crap. As i walked upstars i got a shock how sleasy and dingy the place is. Very slow in bringing out the meat. Sides were terrible especially the crappy salad. Every surface in the place is sticky. Place looks like a cross between a dodgy strip joint and drug house. I used a scoop on deal for this and is not worth the normal price of $ 50. If you want good Brazilian bbq go to the one on eagle street. Ended up leaving before desert and show. This has been hands down my worst dining experience ever. But on a slighty ok note the meat was ok but over salted. Chorizo overcooked.

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I have been hearing about this eat all you want dinner and show for ages. So I decided to finally go. With 2 $ 29 scoopon vouchers in hand (I wouldn’t really want to pay the full price for this as the other eat all you can is not more than this price as well) I booked and went for the dinner and show on the Saturday night. (Note: you must book for this, they don’t really like or accept walk ins and it does get pretty crowded). You are seated between 6 – 6:30pm, an entrée of some sort of aranchini type oval with some cheese in bread pastries is served from 6:30pm to 7pm then the waiters start bringing out meat in the form of chorizo and pork sausages small and large, lots of chicken, beef and lamb. Accompanied by bowls of beans, mushrooms and a plate of salad with sundried tomato and rice… the mains are served.
Dessert is a prune/​plum rice/​coconut style pudding and then the show goes from 8:30 — 9:30pm.
It is a lot of butt-​sitting yes, the place is dingy and there are different seats, plastic and couch… go for the soft couch seats and the sitting area means a long row of tables of 2 and four… you are set up pretty close to one another and the toilets and door to the kitchen look really run down. Whilst this place could really do with a makeover, it was a good night. The beef was looking really scrumptuous but as they probably cooked it in a salt crust… results in extreme saltiness… same with the chicken. The sausages as well… a lot of salty salty foods there. I think we had 2 big bowls of mushroom and salad to combat it… foodwise… it could definetely be better. The lamb was the best though… still salty, but compared to everything else, was by far the least of the salty salty foods.
I don’t think I would go there again soon… but it is worth experiencing. The show is okay — but I wouldn’t pay full price.