I’m not sure what this little takeaway actually wants to be. It’s called(according to the window) «Café Student & Pizza», according to the menu«Café Student»(and is a curries and pizza resturant) and to the internet«Café Student Curry and Pizza». I can only conclude that it sells students to eat alongside curried pizza. Or maybe curried students ON pizza. Jokes aside, it’s actually pretty tasty food. Quick, reasonably priced, easy, and somewhat inventive(I really like the idea of a «fusion takeaway»). It certainly beats a trip to Dominos or whatever your local is for a Hawaiian(when you can buy Fish Curry pizza?). And if pizza isn’t your thing, why not get some goat. Goat is quite hard to track down these days, and I’m a fan of it as a meat. It’s also halal. And no, they don’t sell students.