John Nguyen

Dr Nguyen is the best dentist in the whole wide world. You have to book him three or four months in advance because he is just so damn awesome. I have suffered the misfortune of having to see other dentists when I’ve needed an appointment urgently and Dr Nguyen hasn’t been available, and every time I have gone to see one of these inferior cretins I have paid for it in spades. I have never been to a dentist who was anywhere near as gentle, skilful or professional as Dr Nguyen is. He is also super nice and never charges me the gap because I have been going to see him for something like ten or eleven years now. I once told my boyfriend that if Dr Nguyen were to ever relocate his practice, I would follow him anywhere. My boyfriend asked me, ‘What if he relocated to Vietnam?’ I paused to think about this and then told him I would probs have to take a biannual trip to Vietnam. I was only half joking.