Port O’call

Got to the club around 8:30 last night but everything didn’t get started until around 9:30. Girls were very talented and were all varieties. One in particular named Onyx, dark skin thicker girl had my attention all night. Friendly staff, great music and beautiful dancers. More laid back atmosphere than the bigger flashier clubs.

What. A. Mistake.
My friend and I wanted to go to Hot Shots for a few drinks but they were charging at the door because of some comedy show that night. So we walked a few blocks down to this rickety little strip club.
Now, I’ve always known it to be a grimy place, but I figure since we just wanted a few drinks, we could check this place out.
We got in and hunkered down at the bar, which takes up the majority of the establishment because it’s right in the center. There were girls dancing on the poles set up inside the wraparound bar who would occasionally walk up to us and jiggle around, expecting us to tip them for nearly blinding us with their obscenely large girl-​parts.
We just wanted to have a drink. $ 7 for a Heineken (preposterous!) — which eventually turned into about $ 12 each because the girls wouldn’t leave us alone. They’re not supposed to come and ask you for a tip if you weren’t looking in the first place!!!
At one point, a big girl came up to us and popped her boob out in my friend’s face while saying in a very deep voice «help my feed my baby.» Now, I know those things are meant to feed your baby BUT YOU’RE NOT USING THEM THE WAY THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE USED! I threw up a little in my mouth and gave my friend a buck to give to her to make her go away.
I guess this place doesn’t really get much business usually, especially not from younger guys. We finished our beer as soon as we could– we really only spent about ten minutes inside. It was the longest ten minutes of our lives. It felt as if we were being charged for every second we sat there conversing.
Well never again are we going back to this trashy joint. There’s no excuse but ignorance that could bring anybody here.