Cruisin Chubbys Gentlemens Club

The Girls are nice. The bar is sub-​par and if you go Saturday night expect a battle to get a girls attention.

DON’T LISTEN TO GARRISON T. Ranch dressing was the best I’ve had. I go every other day. Plus, the women are more beautiful than Sophia Loren A++

The ranch dressing here was terrible. Won’t be going back. I would give the ranch a 1.
Ambience is an 6, likelihood of Hep B is an 8, guys with a button down and an undershirt whilst wearing tennis shoes is a 10. Overall, would recommend just staying home and drinking yourself stupid.
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Esta mas o menos buenas nalgas y unos mamones de seguridad ! Pero fuera de eso todo bien.

Good things first. The women are beautiful. Asian. Curvy. Black. Petite. Bar tender is gorgeous. Clean, comfortable but classy business.
Things that I think could improve: charging my credit card $ 100 to cover my tab, and having to wait 3 days for that money to be refunded to my card. Some of the girls ettitquete; often the girls would beg for tips, or ignore you if you didn’t tip enough.
My group stayed to see the entire round of dancers, 4 total for a Tuesday night.

DON’T GO HERE DON’T WASTE YOUR MONEY
Went there on a Wednesday night with three of my best buds. Was cool at first we were buying drinks and taking shots. Tipping the girls, they weren’t impressive but we were just trying to have a good time.
Then my buddy got a text. He quietly stepped back from stage to check it, then this fat gay looking DJ with glasses and shaggy hair came over yelling at him. My buddy was calm n the fat guy was yelling in his face what’s more important tits in your face or your phone. He was shocked and walked away.
I then approached this extremely rude guy and said there was no reason to be hostile. We weren’t being belligerent. I understand rules are rules but you can treat paying customers with a little more respect. Not yelling in theit face on their first warning. He then yelled some shit about all 4 of us punks.
I yelled back i spent over $ 250 and deserve to be treated with a little more respect. We all left with a bad taste in our mouth and will never go back.
He is lucky that we arnt little punks n beat his ass. He handled the situation horriblE we were all in button ups and ties dressed to impress. We for the most part remained cool, calm, and collected. Went to Wisconsin dolls after much better experience and club.

Don’t go to this piece of crap! Was there 20 mins and DD… someone bought me a lap dance and the stripper stole money from my pocket while being a little extra friendly. The worst part is I caught her so fast she gave me the oh crap face and told me to shh. I have been here once for 20 minutes and got pick pocketed and over charged for drinks. Don’t go here and if you do watch your money.

Went for a bachelor party had a blast 2 nights in a row! We stayed across the street and had a great time at the Edge too. 100% recommend.

What is it about a bachelor party that makes you do things you hate? I was in in the Dells with 16 other dudes for a bachelor party and weekend of general mayhem, and as these things typically work out we ended up at a strip club… called Cruisin’ Chubby’s? Who came up with that name? Unreal. Now even at my most debaucherous I’m not a strip club guy, so how do you think I felt about this joint the night I was chosen as designated driver? Anyway, for any Milwaukee folk this place is basically Club Paragon with nude dancing. Appealing, I know. The positives of the night were limited to the sweetheart bartenders for keeping the Coca Cola coming gratis and the exceptionally cool security staff for not bludgeoning a member of our party to death when they probably should have. All told, it was worth it to be able to hear my bunk mate’s first words of the following day: «Ohhhhhh Jesus I still smell like strippers.»

I went with a group of friends for a bachelor party, and we had a great time!
It’s hard to know what to expect from a strip club in Wisconsin Dells, but this place far exceeded my expectations. I honestly have not seen a better club in the midwest.
The interior of the building is very appealing to the eye, it has a «mountain lodge» kind of feel. There were also vaulted ceilings, which meant that the poles were about 30 – 40 feet tall and made for quite the show when one of the dancers would climb all the way up.
The drinks were affordable, there was plenty of seating, there was good lighting, there weren’t creepy/​homeless people inside that could scare away customers.
This club has one big stage with 3 poles, and comfortable seating all around the stage. Unlike other clubs I’ve been to, everybody has an opportunity to be close and enjoy the scenery instead of watching from a distance and only getting to see the waitresses that walk around.
Towards the end of our visit, we paid for a special dance for the bachelor. The option we chose was described as, «two girls will bring him on stage and beat him up.» This put a $ 150 dent in our wallets, but it was worth every cent. The next day he had red marks and bruises all over. To say the least, this was the highlight of the night.