Touchy Feely Travoltas

Probably one of the worst producers of kitty litter on the western seaboard, TFT refuses to give up. Between their viral (literally, not figuratively… Literally) campaign on the social media platform themyspace I was accosted with the sights and sounds of all things Revolting Travolta. Including, but not limited to, his touchy feely ways. The boy and I had just wanted to eat some locally sourced, grass fed kale when what stromps in the door, but TFT in their shiny forehead battleship and with their dull fish eyes proclaiming «this shall not pass.» The battleship promptly transformed into the Statue of Liberty of thus, someone got touchy and one thing led to another… 7 months later out comes a baby.
Long story short, this product/​service/​employer/​proprietor/​llama farmer/​or whatever is great and you should support their organization/​movement/​product/​development/​discussion platform.
You don’t have to believe me, or trust me, or even think about me. Think of the children. Won’t someone think of the children? TFT, I salute you. I look forward to learning more about what you do at themyspace.

What a bunch of lookers! The finest gang of scavengers ever to grace the hunt. You’d be a fool to not put your money on this tribe.

I would have rated them higher but they weren’t touchy or feely enough for me… only just ok.

i have no words. but they are definitely one of the most acrobatic teams out there. hands down.

This team is #1.There nachos are so so. The cook came out and asked us if we liked our meal… That’s totes lagit. I thought he was super cute so I have him my digits for realz.

Great group of athletes. Looks like they’ll really be making the playoffs this year. I voted for them as team of the year twice and do not regret it.

This truly one of the best, most entertaining teams I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing! All of the team members are intelligent, thoughtful, and free of any drama or psychosis.
To spend a whole day with them is an absolute privilege and honor and just knowing I can help them win will reward me for years to come.

These guys are champions! Jeff is by far the most talented and good looking member. ¹⁰⁄₁₀ would recommend!

These guys! So much heart! They’re really making it happen in the world, you know? Can’t keep ‘em down! Winners, all. Just going for it with all their might. Total inspirations to me, personally. None better. I’d pay top dollar. The full enchilada. The whole shebang. But the veal was kind of dry.

I loved their pork chops!
So supple. So juicy.
And those nachos? OMGeez, you guys!
And such sexy waiters. Yummers!