They tried to charge us $ 40 cover charge on a Saturday night. Based on these reviews they just make up cover charge amounts as they go. Will tell everyone to AVOID this place!!!
Stephanie C.
Place rating: 5 Belleville, NJ
Had a great time with my wife & friends just went Tuesday & I loved it! Those referring to the dancers as ugly & ghetto are just plain racist, like how the fuk can a dancer be ghetto what she say«yo» LOL, btw the place didn’t wreak of rotting pussy like the strip clubs you don’t pay to get in. There were some beautiful petite dancers black women & one Latina.
Manolo E.
Place rating: 2 Newton Centre, MA
20 bucks cover for women and 30 for guys. .. This place is a rip off. Maybe we got the out of towner rate. Weirdest strip joint ever, packed on a Sunday night, ethnic crowd but very friendly staff and dancers. The crowd in there was cool and not thuggish, we had a great time minus the ridiculous cover.
Jessica M.
Place rating: 4 Holmdel, NJ
Worst strip club ever !!! Dnt waste ur money !!! Have to pay to get in n get no service !!! Ugly dancers ! Ghetto club!
Jackie S.
Place rating: 1 West Orange, NJ
I am a female, avid go go bar patron. I have been to go go bars all over northern New Jersey and have constant conversations about which ones I love, don’t mind and hate with my customers(I’m a bartender). I have never been so offended as I was when attempting to go to squeeze tonight. They wanted to charge me $ 50 to enter because I am a female and they had a «real DJ». Real DJ? As opposed to a fake one? Well, needless to say, I will never be back there again and ill be sure to inform all of my customers what type of establishment these people run.
Christina h.
Place rating: 4 Hackensack, NJ
Squeeze lounge, oh i love thee – I’m a bit saddened they started to charge $ 20 to come in even on Tuesday nights but it is what it is. The girls are awesome a nice little mixture someone for everyone type of thing. 4 beers and a grapefruit hookah 60 bucks 1 name; s a g e
Andre N.
Place rating: 1 Jersey City, NJ
Ahhh, the name is synonymous with this establishments intentions: To «squeeze» that loot out of you! –Eastern European women –Expensive drinks –Dollar parade all day –I repeat, dollar parade –Waste of money I have viewed bunch of NFL players in here. Awesomely getting wild with the dancers, Interesting sight. Trust me, you will have a better time watching Nelly’s Tip Drill vid.
Bryce A.
Place rating: 1 New York, NY
Let’s face it, the only reason guys go to places like this is for a friends birthday, a «funny» prank, or a time waster. There is no cover for a reason… ~Great Name
Gaziano G.
Place rating: 5 New York, NY
What a great local spot. Booze is cheap. All the clowns who complain about the drink prices are day laborers or chumps. Dancers are Hispanic trash and Russian trash, who cares. This is America today. Go and have a good time. Your overweight girlfriend is home watching TV. Be happy she has another box of cookies in the pantry to feed on while you’re out with your buddies.
Louis R.
Place rating: 3 Hoboken, NJ
I haven’t squeezed something in The Squeeze in like 7 years, so I hit it up with mah crew. It should be called The Russian V Room. No cover charge, $ 20 lap diggities in a private area, 6′ Russian«dancers» from Brooklyn vacuuming up your singles like crazy. It would be dope if they was nude, yo. yea, I said it.
Danielle d.
Place rating: 1 Brooklyn, NY
this place sucks and the girls are all lesbian crackheads… ugly ass bitches with no vibe… maybe like 1 or 2 if that
Ron H.
Place rating: 4 Sunnyside, NY
Took one of my good friends here to enjoy a little pole /lap dancing for his birthday. The place is a big rectangular bar with stools and a rectangular stage in the middle for the dancers. The girls here are not topless, they have micro-bikinis on. The girls at this place were very hot. I don’t mean hot in the strip club sense, I mean hot in the regular sense. Anyways, here’s the breakdown in list format: 1. The drinks were moderately expensive($ 10 or under for drinks). 2. It costs $ 20 to get a lapdance for about 3 minutes. 3. The girls are not all from Russia. 4. Girls dance on stage for about 10 – 15 minutes, then walk around the stage to tease patrons for tips. Then, they come outside the stage to solicit a lap dance or etc., if you are lucky…(or so I hear). 5. We bought numerous lap dances for my friend. This is his claim, ‘the girls here grind up on your harder than the ones at the topless clubs’.