Metro Bus X2 Benning Road-H Street Line

I hate you X2 Bus. You are unpredictable and rickety, with your elastic in the middle. Your passengers are funky, loud, cell-​phone-​talking, baby-​spanking, alcohol-​reeking, ex-​con-​look-​a-​likes. It doesn’t matter which direction you’re headed, this is who you are.
Not only all of the above, but you also DRIVE OFF AND LEAVE single lady passengers stranded late at night in one of the scariest neighborhoods in Washington, DC: the H Street Atlas District. How dare you leave ME standing at the bus stop at 10:55 pm? Do you know who I am? I am ’09 Elite Unilocaler Kelly G. and I have just finished dining out (i.e. spending my hard earned $$ in DC) and preparing my next Unilocal.Didn’t you see me standing at the bus stop waving my smart trip card?
Don’t you know I can’t get a taxicab?
I hate you X2 bus!