Delicias De Martha

I really wish Unilocal would implement a zero-​star rating system. Simply existing shouldn’t give a business a free one-​star rating, but that’s okay.
This place? Terrible. Seriously. So terrible that I don’t want to waste my time on it by typing an in-​depth review.
First off, it’s hard as heck to find. Feel good about yourself if you find it. I probably wouldn’t be able to do it again.
Second off, you’ll never know exactly what you’re eating, because whatever you order… looks exactly like the opposite of what you asked for.
Thirdly, whatever you do order will taste terrible. This food is like eating greasy, folded laundry before the rinse cycle.
I love Hispanic food, but this isn’t Hispanic food. This isn’t food at all, actually. The rice looks like tree maggots and the plataños look like river leeches from Virginia. Stay away !!

This place just isn’t very good. It’s located in a business complex. You wouldn’t even know it was there if you didn’t already know it was there (if that makes sense). My problem with this place is that you choose your food, they scoop it onto your plate mall food court style, and then they stick the plate in the microwave for a minute. I mean, at least put the microwave out of sight. On top of that, I ordered what I thought was beef only to find out after they had already plated it that it was liver. Microwaved liver… uh, no thanks.