Express Laundry

I swear that I am not a negative person. Even though the majority of my reviews have only 1 star I am not a negative person.
That being said, I’m only giving this laundromat a one star review. Why you may ask? Because these c*cksucke** stole $ 6 from me!
My washing machine at home is broken. Until payday, I have to wash my laundry at a laundromat. And express laundry is the closest place to my house. Yes this place is very clean and well taken care of, the washing machines are fairly expensive in my opinion though. I paid $ 6 to wash one large load of laundry, and the god damn machine will not fill with water! So there is my dirty laundry just spinning around in circles, with a little soap on it. and now I gotta pay another $ 6 to wash it in a different machine.
At this laundromat there are no phone numbers to call if you need to contact a manager. There are no suggestion drop off or complaint box is either. There are no posted hours when an actual human being will be in the building that you can talk to and complain about the washing machine that steals your money. I even went on Google search and I could not find a phone number for this goddamn laundromat!
There are lots and lots of washing machines at this place. What are the odds that I’m going to pick the one machine that will not fill with water to wash my laundry in?! I’m going to guess that there’s about a handful of other machines at this laundromat that do the same thing.

Yep, I’m reviewing a laundromat… courtesy of my Labrador who got soaked in the rain and dried off on my comforter. (grrr…).
This place is clean, newer looking machines. Definitely designed for LARGE loads… like a king size comforter (ahem!). Seems like a decent shopping area. Would have been perfect if there was a pizza place next door (my teenager refuses to eat Asian food). Near the Shell gas station for snacks, otherwise there is a Pepsi machine inside the laundromat.
Two thumbs up!

I never thought I would be doing a review of laundromat but here I am… A bowl of cereal spilled on the bed milk on the comforters the blankets the pillows etc. changed our plans for the day and in close to 90° weather we got to visit the laundromat. We went by one laundromat which was awful and then we came here in much greater distance but I have to tell you this is one of the cleanest nicest laundromats I have ever been in. Nice large washing machines which is what we needed, nice large dryers helped us clean up quite a big mess and we even found a broom to sweep up the Cheerios that fell out of the blanket. Thank you to the owners for making this place so nice if I were one to go to laundromats I would definitely come back here.

Laundry with wifi. Woot!
The seating is not huge, but hey! Wifi. Something to keep you busy while you wait for your laundry to whirl away its dirty bits in those oversize washers and dryers.
In dirty, out clean. It’s almost zen.

Once upon a winter holiday, a long long time ago, my brother and I were presented with sleeping bags. –They were identical aside from the inside flannel color.
They were mixed up over the years-​I used his sleeping bag periodically while he grabbed the closest one and ran off to overnight music events and what have you.
While parting ways (moving from our mom’s house), I claimed the red pattern, while he was indifferent with the puke yellow pattern.
And that was that.
I was recently bitten by the pre-​spring cleaning bug;
While purging storage bins, dresser drawers, and closet space, I came across said sleeping bag.
It very much smelled shared, and never washed…
So it was off to the laundromat!
I also brought along an old quilt, which I am certain hasn’t been cleaned for at least 5 years.
Express Laundry has an impressive size variation of washers and dryers.
After shoving both items in the second largest washer ($ 6 per warm water load), I realized I forgot laundry soap.
But, alas, the soap vending machine had an eco-​friendly option for a mere 75 cents!
Twenty minutes hypnotised by the washer later, I gave each item it’s own dryer.
If I remember correctly, 50 cents buys you 15 minutes in the dryer.
There is also a quarter machine, food and beverage vending machine, community computer, television, and free wifi for use by customers.
You better believe I’ll be back when my pre-​summer cleaning bug bites!