Spearmint Rhino

Unfortunately, this place just doesn’t fit the bill. The place itself is actually nice but that’s where it ends. The manager’s rude and the girls are pretty aggressive when it comes to asking for tips. I’d say the average is ³⁄₁₀ and that just doesn’t get it done in L.A. If they clean house on most of the staff, sans bouncers, then that would be a good start. Can’t win them all.

Admission is low. No alcohol but that means no drink minimum. Most girls are very nice and very touchy they push for the 40 dollar dance instead of the 20 which is nude instead of topples. Decent sized club.

I been here a couple of times before so it’s disappointing to give a low review.
A friend and I were seating on the very front to enjoy the show better, at the end of the dance the girl dancing on the pole started asking for tips or else we couldn’t sit there, as far as I know there is no sign that says «tip to sit» on the front seats so I don’t know who the hell she thought she was telling us to move or leave if we didn’t give her a dollar. I’m there to enjoy the view after a long day of work not get harassed by the pole dancing girls. Also a second blonde girl came behind us and squeezed my friends shoulders yelling at his ear to move or pay tips, even went far as to calling us cheap asses and losers.
We decided to leave. Front desk was attentive to the complain and did their best to fix it by giving us VIP passes and some merchandise and we were given a chance to talk to the manager as well. I’m not writing this review to discourage ppl not to come here but to inform you of the kind of girls you may encounter in the future. That being said, we will not come back ever. Seems dejavu or VIP will be the next «going to» spots.
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Good time. As I arrived the valet was kind enough to let me know it was a shift change and I was a Lil disappointed but went on it and staff was nice and friendly. Walked in just myself and 3 other men around. Ifound a seat no bartender to be seen, just a girl chatting a guy up and two giving dances. When song changed one that was finished walked over kneeling down told me her name was Tori. She was so sweet and friendly and stunning, made my night! I know she a dancer trying to make her money, but she can truly dance on stage so well and gracefully .She made a guy feel special. Thank you little Tori. Den from Artesia

The girls are okkk, some of them are ogs been there for years amd just pay attention to their regulars or try n sniff out the ones they think are going to lay up. The door guy kevin is a dick, has no respect and thinks hes like a correctional officer or something, he put me in a bad mood before i got in. Refused to tell me the lineup when i asked, refused to name any of the girls when i asked and looked at with this dirty look like who sre ypu, eventually i figured out why he didnt want to tell me anything about the lineup. It was because there were only 7 girls at midnight on a Saturday and he charged us all 25 $ to get in and didnt want to lose the opportunity on us walking away. Well now because of Kevin he lost a regular for a while for the lousy 25 he really wanted and the 7 girls that were there.

Excellent place for a lap dance and see some tits.

Mist girls are snobby and will harass for a tip… Some are into the touchy kissing some aren’t overall alot of flat white girls wearing white panties and bra I don’t understand how you can also ask 120 for 3 dances in the backroom and he songs go slower… the owner comes out to throw ones if Noone else is… also the main killer is the girls wear this awful smell all over them I don’t mean stripper smell but just a rancid odor

To start off this arcticle, ill admit i like seeing art in all forms. I dont look at stripping as a bad thing. So, me and my company have been to many strip establishments over the past 5 years one thing always seems to he amiss, try to guess… give up… It’s the quality. Its always been an issue for some places to not look for at least decent women who are fit and offer sensuality to the performance, as one of the dances tonight was just lackluster to say the least. One dancer who had purple hair, was not event trying at all. Her dance seem really rehearsed and not offering passion. Then instead of having taken her panties off in a seductive and passionate manner, like it should be. No, she went to the corner and in the side of the stage, she took her underwear off like we do every day. No, sensuality, no emotion and not even a lip bite. Talk about hating your job, right?! As time goes by, this genereation of women seem to be lack that lust that we all have as humans, you wouldn’t expect it at a strip club out of all. We all or most of us wish we could show these club owners that its about the body but gotta have a passion for what you do, especially it is what you like or love doing. Especially when you pay 25.00 as a cover charge, you expect a little quality and having your dancers show more lust and passion in there dances. As well, there where times where we we just sitting there, just sitting listening crappy music and not looking at what i wanted to see, just a pole; and if it was not bad enough they cleaned the pole during performance. That was funny i cracked up so bad. They could have just cleaned it while no one on
if you are looking for a club that offers really bad dances and women who obviously need to get into what they are paid to do. Don’t come to spearmint rhino in van nuys. What do you expect from a club in the rural area of van nuys… i mean its the valley right?! wish i could give zero stars. Also, one of the strippers was crying on stage i think her name was vixen lol. I felt bad for her but your working, don’t bring personal business into the workplace, very unprofessional to say the least.

This is a decent joint. There’s always a few hot girls in here and the rest ok. You can have a lot of fun here with friends if you get into it and encourage the girls on stage! It’s semi classy, despite the seedy industrial area (safe enough, though, private parking, too).
It’s expensive, but I guess it’s like this everywhere else. It’s been a while since I frequented these places… The atm fee is high, I think 5%, so make sure you have 500 on you before you get in. Better to take cash home, if you have self control ;-) They asked $ 30 admission on a Friday night, but it was $ 5 with a Unilocal check-​in! Don’t forget, cause they sometimes forget!
Two things you need to know: it’s full nude, therefore they don’t serve alcohol. Some other places are topless only, so you can drink. Don’t see the retarded logic? You’re not alone. Ask the CA legislature.
I recommend pre-​drinking a bit. Better yet, bring a flask!

Clean looking outdoors. Once you enter the club the décor is very luxurious! So why rate it 1 star??? There is a saying that a few good apples can ruin the bunch! Stay far away from a 20yr old dancer named Alley! Light skinned Latina with very short black hair & has braces on her teeth. She will make a scene when no one is around that you touched her inappropriately & and will threaten to have you kicked out unless you pay up! I even saw her doing it to other guys after me! There was also an Asian dancer who got very aggressive when I wouldn’t get a dance and started to mess up my hairdo. Some of the dancers here are are Bipolar and can ruin your mood for the rest of the night! I would think twice before I bring a large group of friends here! :-(. If you do end up here by mistake ask for these awesome ladies = Alejandra, Angela, Nelly. Really sucks management hasn’t got rid of trash strippers that extort money from customers.

Visited this place with the hubby and some friends. We went to VIP first and it was pretty wack so we decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try. Hands down the best strip club I’ve been to. Love the atmosphere!!! They have decent looking girls. Love the fact that they have a main stage and after the girls are done dancing they go to the bar and give u a more up close dance :) It’s very smart of them to have two stages. Will defiantly go back!!!

What’s not to love about beautiful boobies in your face. There are girls here for any taste, except those who like larger women (there is a club in Hollywood for that) and the atmosphere is quite inviting. If you are looking for a shake joint to take your special lady friend to for the first time or again after a bad experience elsewhere this would be the place to do it. For those of you who are not Gentlemen Cabaret Connoisseurs, you always bring a girl with you if possible as its an even better experience.
The only reason I do not rate this fine den of beautiful women with 5 stars is there is no alcohol served here.
If paying for parking bothers you there is always plenty of street parking.

What? Free admission?!
And the girls aren’t even fat?
Oh, yeah… we’ll be back.

The ladies here are sexy, classy, and beautiful. They have the hottest girls in the San Fernando Valley working here: White, Latinas, Asian, Blondes, Brunettes, take your pick. The vibe at this club is great I don’t go anywhere else. Come here for a relaxing experience.

First time visitor, went on a tuesday night. Bit early, around 9.30
Not many ladies at first, then they roll in. Most are hot, cover was $ 25, includes 1 lame drink and free lap dance. Lappies are 20 for topless, 40 for totality.
Lot more «freedom» here than other places. Tucked away, easy parking on street, would like more ladies but its cool. Dropped a nickel but didnt care, had a great time. What I hate is that each chick orders red bull, its $ 10 friggin bucks! And it doesnt even come to the lappy room, I’m certain they pocket and split, oh well. Stage is all right, dont need strobelights or flood lights; a little darkness is fine. Plenty of close up easily seen, if ya know what I mean.
Bring singles, a few hundred, and dont be like the loser club sitting 7 feet from the dance area with arms folded and wont tip if their lives depend on it.
When you come here, make a decision to not worry about money. I cannot afford even half of what I blew, but when you come to these joints once every blue moon, I’m not gonna think twice and just let it all hang out… have a good time and relax… there is enough stress at home, leave your cheapness and conscience at the door, or dont come.
No alchohol is fine because there are other «benefits» you dont get at joints that serve booze (booze or touchee, which do you prefer?)

This place is awesome. Tons of good lookin’ gals, and a few that make ya wannna yack. But let’s be honest fellas… we go there for the lunch buffet, right? LOL!

if you want to actually «SEE» naked women, do NOT go to this club! YOU CAN’T SEE ANYTHING! the stage is very, very dark. you can barely see the girls face, much less else. and the lighting is this horrible flashing strobe lighting which is blinding, distracting and ineffective. $ 20 cover for what?! i walked in, sat down and there was no one on stage for like 4 minutes… awkward. the upside is easy parking and very very polite staff.
i don’t buy the whole «classy, elegant, gentlemen’s atmosphere» b.s. hey it’s a nude club dude! we’re there to look. buy a real light bulb. then maybe i’ll come back!

There is no strip club in LA better than Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys, and I’ve been to several (Dollhouse, Star Strip, Rouge, Club Skin, 4Play, Silver Reign, Bare Elegance, Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles — I’m kind of a conosseur). I say this because I’m very picky — I’m looking for clubs with girls that look like centerfolds, with breast implant, and while the other clubs MAY have one or two on a good day, Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys consistently has them — even during the day. It’s also a big club, with a big stage, so you don’t feel so out in the open, prey to the girls that you don’t want a dance from. It has a back area that’s private where, for the cost of three dances ($ 120), you can really get up close and personal with the girls, who will typically let you do a lot more than girls elsewhere. Great club, and I can’t recommend it enough. Nothing else compates

I’ve only ever been here for lunch. And I have to admit I am a fan. The entrance fee at noon is $ 5 but I usually get coupons from their website so I get in for free. To top it off, there is a free lunch buffet… woooo. Not the best food ever but it’s free so I don’t really care all too much.
I’ve only ever had pleasant experiences with the girls. They are always very friendly and I bought a friend of mine who was visiting from out of a town a lap dance with two beautiful girls. The girls were very outgoing and made sure that my friend (who was very reluctant) had a good time. They even gave her a free shirt when they found out she had come from across the country.

I love this place, very classy!
Tons of hot girls in here. It’s good to get a cocktail or two before you go in because they don’t have alcohol here. That’s the only bummer!