Paper Moon

Where to start… It was the night before my buddies wedding, I believe Friday night we decided to give Paper Moon a try. The bouncer was cool, and man oh man the hostess was smoking hot Gladly gave her my $ 15 for the entrance fee and walked in to the moon. Felt like I was in a dream. Nothing but beautiful girls walking around smiling at you and Beautiful waiters offering you drinks/​hugs. As my friends and I sat down, three dancers came straight to us and sat on our lap. This was the first time any girl had ever sat on my lap or talked to me. This was just the beginning… As my eyes widen throughout throughout the night, so did my jeans. The dancers were very skilled and friendly. I must say I fell in love with one in particular. I believe she calls herself Naomi. She was this beautiful blonde, I eventually maned up and got a private dance from her for $ 100 for 10 minutes. Those were the best 10 minutes of my life! DJ knows what he is doing and plays some really good music. If only the moon added a third poll then things would be perfect!

Great place but seriously change your music… The generation you’re catering to with lynard skinard and what not is dieing. Play new music! ThIs crap is depressing you have an army base near by and a young crowd near your location but you play old dirty biker music.

I go every Tuesday for the ½ off breakfast and let me tell you there is nothing quite like eating sausage and eggs while getting a lap dance… the dancers are the best they always call me handsome when I give them money and sometimes they let me touch their butts. My wife doesn’t like it that much, but I guess breakfast buffets aren’t for everyone

They boast «Virginia’s only full nude strip club» on their radio ads, but it’s not true.
We decided to come here after hearing their «newly renovated» ads boasting of a full nude strip club, but were sorely disappointed when we arrived and found a $ 15 cover, no buffet (apparently they used to have an all you can eat buffet included with your cover), and girls that wore nude colored pasties and underwear during their dances. This place is no better than Crystal City Restaurant and with less food options to entertain you in this quasi «strip» club.
Online they also say they have a full bar, but they are BEER, WINE, and CHAMPAGNE only!
The waitresses were prettier and friendlier than the strippers.
The only reason I’m giving this place two stars is because the girls were nice.
Overall we won’t be coming back here. The talent on a Friday night should be better, and I saw way too much drama between the girls. Save it for closing time I came here to be entertained, but left sober and disappointed.

Horrible… The wife and I love a good strip club, but this isn’t the place. The girls have no dancing skills. The cliental was like a cross between a scene from a bad redneck movie and hip hop video. There was actually a moment when a girl, weighing in around 200, stood on stage and held a conversation with the other dancers. Not a dance move to be seen., and of course, tips were expected. We lasted all of three rotations and took the cover charge as a loss.

The girls were better looking and nicer than the ones at 1320. The atmosphere was also more lively like we were at a concert, a couple of guys were even celebrating their birthday and served them cake. There was also a live dj, music videos on the tvs, more spacious, comfier chairs, two girls dancing at the same time on separate stages. They didn’t have hard liquor but they tried to makeup for it by mixing shots of redbull and wine. A topless lap dance costs $ 100, but the guys thought it was totally worth it to get their face rubbed by boobs and a booty bounce on their lap by a hot girl.

Been coming for years, lots of cool people here. If you have a problem spending a few bucks to have a good time with some beautiful ladies, then you may want to go elsewhere. There is a cover just like many other bars but here you get to see gorgeous women that you would punch your grandmother in the face for. Good food reasonably priced. Always a variety of music to please everyone. Recommend!

Nice girls… great time… good music… waitresses are really friendly. .food from Ali is phenomenonal. he makes the best wraps… A++++ chef… where else can u eat drink and look at beautiful women

No door covers during the week, fun dancers, reasonable drink prices and just the right mix of naughty and nice.
Now?
You’re a shadow of your former self. I went last week on a Tuesday and got hit with a $ 12 door charge, a mandatory minimum one drink, which I reluctantly abided by with my $ 10 Bud Light. All while enduring 80s rock.
The dancers were «meh», the bodyguards were a little off-​putting (though I know they might for the girls’ safety), and the front desk receptionist had an attitude a mile long.
We spent approximately 10 minutes in the club before deciding to go. I tried to politely ask the manager if we could have a refund on the door but not on the drinks but he was extremely rude in his refusal.
I don’t often visit strip clubs but when I do I like them to be classy. Paper Moon? Not so much.

don’t even bother.$ 15 cover charge and $ 8 beer. lapdance which is not even a lapdance will cost $ 20 they basically wiggle their butt for 3minutes about 2feet away from you like other reviewer said. thats it! no physical contact. girls will also hassle you to buy them drinks. dont fall for this dirty trick. i suspect they drink water out of champaign glass to fool you to think that you are buying them alcohol. a place like this won’t last long with this kind of shady business practice

Not the best gentleman’s club I’ve been to.
Me and a few buddies went a while back. He ended up getting the ‘champagne special’ which is something like a bottle of champagne and a lap dance or some jazz. (I was just there to drink some beer and gtfo, honestly, had things to do in the AM.)
So I get a call from him the next morning asking if I could meet him to pick up his car. Somehow, he doesn’t remember how he got home. I asked him how much he had to drink and he, not being a big alchie told me he had two glasses of champagne and a lap dance and can’t remember a thing else. His car was still at the establishment. AND he was missing about $ 1500 cash from his wallet. (He sold some car parts earlier that day and hadn’t been back home or to a bank yet)
So began the long winded trek back to the joint to try and piece together his night. The management told him they didn’t remember him being ‘flagged’ or doing anything wrong, and we’re still under the impression that something was slipped into his drinks. None of the other guys had an issue, but then again, half of us were drinking bottled beers.
Sketchy times at this kingdom, that’s for sure.
Oh, and it’s not all that nice looking either. Just the location alone is whacky. I wouldn’t go back when there are so much better places in WVA.

Ok so me and my wife decided to go check out Paper moon, 1) our server wasn’t friendly at all, she seem upset to be their, 2) no girls! not even one of them, came over to our table– even after going on stage and dropping $ 60 on 2 girls.
It seems like this isn’t a good place for couples! Not the experience we expected, compared to Dc clubs this place lacks friendliness.

The best Gentleman’s club I’ve been at in years. The girls are awesome and fun!!! I know I always have fun! :) They offer free lunch Monday-​Friday till 3pm with paid admission and the food offered taste great… When you check in on Unilocal they offer a VIP upgrade. It’s the only club in a large radius that offers lap dances. There is always a large number of beautiful women working and they are all diverse. The misic is lively due to the talented dj’s!!! All the staff are great, from the bartenders, waitresses, door girls, dj’s, cooks, door personell, VIP tenders and management. I recommend to come in and experience PAPERMOON!!! Hope to see u soon :) ;)
Thai

Thank you, Paper Moon, for stepping up your game and adding some class. The dancers are the best looking in the region, and even the bouncers that work the front made me feel like I was a guest instead of the usual «mean mugging», better-​than attitude that most gentleman’s club security displays. I was only going to rate this club 4 stars initially, but this club offers lap dances; something other clubs lack. My evening there was better than ever, and as you can see I come here often. Worth every penny of the admission.
Keep up the good work! Can’t wait to come back next weekend!

Well,
After you pay $ 15 to get in you find an expensive drinks and lethargic strippers inside. Should I say more???

Solid place. We went early on a saturday night and left at 9:30 pm. The place is clean and modern with a nice vibe. The music is a little loud for conversation, but the girls are abundant, varied and attentive. Beers and food are reasonably priced, and pretty good. I think this place beats any club in DC.

The lap dance was nothing more than a girl shaking her butt about 2 feet from me. I also arrived late in the evening and didn’t even get a whiff of any so called food that comes with the entry fee as described by other posters. On the positive side, beers weren’t too expensive.
Save your money and your dignity (whatever is left at least), stick with WV.

For some reason my previous review was removed for «personal attacks.»
Nothing in it was personal, but just to be safe, I will provide no details in this review.
This place is awful and you shouldn’t go here.

The three of us decided to check out this little gem last night and it was certainly an experience worth while. The $ 15 cover charge not only gains you entrance, but also makes the buffet available to you which runs all day and balances between the deep fried and baked, even providing eggs and sausage after midnight. The girls are plentiful here, but unless you have been in jail for last 5 years you might not be that interested in these ladies. Most of the girls here are your average snaggletooth variety sporting pooch guts, bad fake boobs and a penchant for elementary level conversation. One girl actually scared the heck out of all of us, 5’10, dark curly hair, deuce-​deuce and a half, and some seriously hairy arms. She was affectionately nicknamed Bearwolf (a version of a Werewolf but much larger). Our waitress was fantastic and provided us with plenty of attention and small talk. Be forewarned, this is a pasty bar so unless you pay big bucks for VIP attention all you will get here is the ‘outline’ of a mammory and a minute long lap dance.

Your first tip is $ 12 dollars at the door to the Bouncer and the door girl believe me, is cuter than any girl that works in this place. The atmosphere feels like a club, with the bass pounding in your ears. The strobe lights are constantly flashing in your face, giving you an urge to indulge in flash seizures.
Unlike many other Gentleman clubs around the area, this place actually allows lap dances. How do they get away with it in Virginia you may ask? The $ 12 cover charge is for their buffet, so basically it looks on paper as though they balance their alcohol/​food at 60/​40, which let’s them get away with being a «Restaurant». Blah to that! I rather spend my $ 12 sending one of these poor girls to medical school.
To the girls… If you’ve ever been to 1320 (The other Dauphine’s), you’ll realize that these are the same damn girls under different lighting and now have the ability to grind on your lap for $ 20 a song, or two during their 2 for 1. They definitely get offended if you turn them down when asked if you want one. Instead of moving on their merry little way, they give attitudes… Franky hates attitude.
I say stay away from this pasty filled place and save your dollar for a McChicken Sandwich…