spoKEA

Specialties

spoKEA! we bring IKEA to Spokane (for less)! Submit your IKEA shopping list to spoKEA using the instructions at spokea​.net/shop and get your IKEA delivered faster, for less! spoKEA also offers assembly, just in case you’re scared of your new IKEA! And, when you use spoKEA to get your IKEA, you can shop the entire IKEA catalog; not just what they have offered for delivery! How do you like them meatballs? However, sorry, we do not sell IKEA’s meatballs! We heard we need some kind of «food handling card,» and no one here was willing to take the written test. We hate tests (but we love IKEA, and we can help you get yours)!

If you’re glad that we’ve brought these services to the Spokane area and want to see us succeed, find like and SHARE us on Facebook (or just place an order)!

Rates, information, details and all of the blah blah blah can be found on our website at spokea​.net!

spoKEA! We bring IKEA to you, where ever you are (as long as you’re in Spokane)!

History

Established in 2014.

This year, The Inlander had taken a poll: What business needs to open in Spokane the most?

Whole Foods took second place, beat-​out by IKEA.

This told us one thing: Spokanites want IKEA stuff more than they want food.

Thus, spoKEA was born!

Meet the Business Owner

Timothy Smoke Bomb Sirchuk S.

Business Owner

Originally from Mars, Timothy relocated to Earth in early 2188. After a botched time-​travel experiment, he was stranded in Spokane, misplaced into the year 2010. Knowing that IKEA would not be opening a location in the area until 2109, Timothy began the groundwork for spoKEA in late 2014. Since then, the company has grown by (reminder to self: do the maths and inserts the answers here later) percent. Futures for the company continue to look bright, as this niche’ market seems to hold no competition against spoKEA, and because despite this fact, spoKEA continues to offer low rates, fast handling times and even the option of IKEA assembly before delivery (which would not have been introduced to the market until 2078 under ordinary circumstances, further evidence of Timothy’s exploitation of time-​travel related marketplace advantages).