Quick tips

Here’s a quick tip: this ain’t Twitter or Facebook!
Sometimes I hope that I’ll get some useful tips for a place instead of sifting through reviews but I’ve noticed a lot of dumb ones that are completely useless. May I present… Some examples:
quick tip: waiting for my date (no one cares)
quick tip: mmmmm. (omg great tip!)
quick tip: about to eat a hotdog!!! (good for you)
quick tip: here with my roommate (but no one asked you)
quick tip: here for lunch (that was helpful thanks for sharing)
quick tip: here buying water bottle, don’t know which color to buy, blue or red!?? (stfu)
quick tip: we’re having sex after dinner! (vomit)
quick tip: steak! (@ a steakhouse, no shit dummy)
quick tip: omg i’m so drunk (good to know)
quick tip: yay breakfast!!! (for a breakfast spot)
quick tip: I’m starving! Can’t wait to eat! (are you stupid)
gaaah! There’s even worse ones out there. Dammit people can’t you be a little useful with your tips? Like maybe: 11÷13÷10 someone just barfed on the blue line, so take that one last riff of fresh air before entering!!! Ugh. Unilocal even gives you examples of what quick tips entail but I suppose reading comprehension is not a strong suit for lots of Unilocal tricks.