Gold Club

I really do enjoy this club. The staff is Great! But the reason u can’t give this place any stars is because of the front door girl. I believe here name is Avis. She’s the black woman at the front desk. I’ve been here numerous of times and every time she’s a complete jerk! Rude as hell and constantly has an attitude. I don’t understand why the mana hasn’t fired her yet! She’s bad for business. None of the staff nor dancers like her. So again, why is she there? I’ve known customers who won’t go there if she’s working. Only if I could count how many many times I had to bite my tongue from unleashing on her. If the manager won’t do anything I guess we as customers need to go over his head and talk to Gary! I know he’ll listen… be aware she works Monday thru Thursday nights!

So this was a pretty cool experience. Came to meet one of my friends here for lunch, supposedly its a big spot for lunch. You pay $ 5 and you get to eat at their buffet while watching dancers doing their thing. The buffet included steak, fried chicken, rice, fruits, some desserts, great sandwiches, and other things (can’t remember what they were). The waitresses and dancers are all gorgeous and entertaining to watch. The environment is nice and clean. The food wasn’t great, but what do you expect from a buffet. Definitely enjoyed the place, would come back without a doubt. Great spot!

Saturday my lady and I were sitting in the back corner of the bar. When I tried to get the bartenders attention she looked at us, rolled her eyes and said to my wife and I «Hold on.» We weren’t in no hurry, I just was trying to let her know we wanted a drink and ready to order some food. We sat for a while and when she finally came to take our order, all she gave us was attitude. I also heard a couple drunk guys next to us that said to each other «don’t order from the asian one she’s a bitch.»
The dancers that came up to us were top notch and I got some dances from Eliza that were great. The girls weren’t as pushy as at Hustler and other clubs. My woman and I had a great time with Eliza. Very fun. We will definitely be back to see her.
So besides our terrible bartender who did nothing but ignore us, we got some food. We got the chicken wings and chicken strips… they was alright i guess. Kinda cold, but whatever. Another bartender came up to us and asked how everything was and how our night was going. We said everything was good, but she could tell we had a bad taste in our mouth about the club. She introduced herself as «Jillian» (real name or fake name, who knows). «Jillian» immediately told us that the next round is on her and asked how else she could make our experience better, especially since it was my first time. I didn’t even mean to complain and wasn’t trying to get free drinks at all but it most definitely made my woman and me feel more comfortable and we were having a good time. We ended up talking to Jillian for while and she gave us her number and said next time we want to come in just text and she would take care of the cover charge for us so we could give gold club another chance. So obviously we will definitely be back! Especially when I bring all my boys in so we can really go all out and get TURNT!

lol I see so many reviewers paying upwards of $ 400 for a dance and $ 250 for a table. Most clubs in sf do this. Be smart, buy floor dances for $ 20 not $ 400 for private. Pay cash in exact change for drinks as I have seen some waitresses walk away without giving change for $ 20 for a 7 $ drink. I was there once and a group had already spent $ 250 for bottle service while I found a few open seats on the side and got multiple dances for $ 20 a pop. They were looking at me enjoying myself while they sat there broke. I’ve been to most strip joints in sf and I can honestly say the girls here are the hottest out of all of them. I’m guessing it has to do with the girls not having to strip all the way down. But hey if lingerie turns you on then this club is for you.

Inside is a well designed club layout with 2^nd floor For extra bar and dance area. People dine here early evenings before partying too.
Waitresses are very attractive with dancers a plenty! Get quality dances here without the pressure of buying champagne for private entertainment.

Review is solely for the lunch buffet.
This is probably the best lunch buffet in the city. From a pure value perspective how are you going to top a $ 5 lunch buffet? Granted the charge is for cover and the lunch buffet is simply offered.
There was a nice selection of salad, cooked veggies, rice, and meat dishes (including fried chicken for you chicken lovers out there). Not a lot of seating for groups, as they have their typical tables out for the other parts of the night. All in all, a great meal that won’t break the bank.

I don’t recommend this club. It was so bad that I had to walk out after 30 seconds of a 30 min dance that I had just paid $ 260 for.
Everyone who is in the mood for a strip club or just wants to have fun — I’ll tell you’ll regret going to Gold Club just like you’d regret drinking three bottles of Wodka in one night. Its fun in the beginning but you’ll pay for it.
Every Strip club tries to make money of you but Gold Club takes it to the next level. I am not naïve — I never expected the staff at Gold Club to be genuine and nice. After all they make money up-​selling you on things you’d normally not want, while you’re drunk and horny. However, the majority of Gold Club’s personal we met that night was just plain abusive trying you to shove things down our throat in a hurried manner that was extremely disrespectful.
So what does that mean:
The two of us spent a total of ~3 hours in the club. We came to have a good time. We paid 20 dollars each for cover. When we came in we sat at a table that you apparently could only sit if you’d spend more than $ 200 on your 1^st bottle service. The seater and waitress at this table were so uncomfortably rude that we moved to another table with a different waitress. The new waitress was nicer, but we still had to buy a bottle for $ 175. Since there was no other tables available we went with it and bought the bottle. The music was fine and my friend and I had a good chat. A few girls came over and we eventually settled on two ladies. We asked them for a 30 min dance. The ladies told us that the club takes 60% of their earn in a private room and only 40% in the public or semi public space. So we decided to go to a semi private space for which they charged us another $ 10 each without warning. We were surprised but laughed it off and went on to settle into the semi private space. The ladies first asked us to pay $ 375 for 30 min and we finally settled on $ 250 each. Which is still a rip off, so my friend decided to pass after a few minutes of consideration. I decided to go with it being somewhat drunk and wanting to have a good time. It didn’t end well.
When I first started talking to the tall Indian lady from Sunnyvale, she was funny, charming and pleasantly assertive. But once I had given her the money she started trying to emotionally blackmail me into giving her more money while she started a half ass dance. She’d say «make me feel good», «all I care about is money», «give me the money», «come on give $ 50 more and you’ll have a great time», etc. … After about 30 seconds of that I stood up and decided to leave. At this point I already saw the $ 260 I had spent on her so far as sunk cost and I had no desire to live through such an unpleasant experience. She was a little shocked and came after me trying to be nice. After chatting for 2 min and explaining her that I didn’t enjoy her attitude, she turned verbally abusive and so I walked out.
My friend and I had a few more drinks, chatting about all the great things we could have done with the money we just spent such as buying a round trip to Hawaii. I’d love to say it was a good learning experience but really it was just a waste of money and a reminder that you can’t buy yourself love and respect — especially not at Gold Club.

They have the fried chicken buffet lunch special. Came here only a handful of times and food was pretty good. The dancers are kind of wack though lol. Girls don’t have body or face and they can’t really dance. Only seen one chick that was decent looking but that was two years ago lol. If you like fried chicken and cheap good eats then come here but don’t come here for the girls lol

My first strip club experience! Went here on a Friday night around 10 PM with a group of 8, about half girls half guys. I heard that this was one of the classy clubs in SF, and indeed it was. The women were pretty, and though most were definitely fake boobs, there were a few that had more «average» body types. I was like, ha I could hold my own here and my tricks are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. One girl did an invert and the crowd went nuts. I was like, huh… *wheels turning*…
Anyway, quite a calm, classy crowd. Quite a number of female patrons, and pretty good service. We actually ordered food cuz we got hungry.
Fascinating — the lap dances were crazy. I thought there was no touching, but let me tell you, there was TONNNNS of touching. Hands on boobs and all kinds of places. And these lap dances were like twenty minutes long! WTF! I don’t know how much they cost but that looked like a $ 100 lap dance to me…

Normally the only time I ever talk to a girl is when I give them my credit card number 1^st.
But this place was a blast, I went early you know to take advantage of the $ 5 buffet. Cute women, drinks and all you can eat $ 5 buffet gets you into the door. I was all for checking this place out. You should as well, the girls are hot, the food is not bad, and who doesn’t like to see boobs.
I was blown away about the good food they offered for just $ 5 bucks, it wasn’t the best food ever but there fruit was pretty fresh and go to you watch beautiful ladies dance. This place sells booze they make there money back on beers that are $ 5 or more so it’s a 21 and old club, that means it’s just topless. You go to a strip club to have fun enjoy some great food and get a drink or 2. The girls are very friendly and will sit down and talk to you. Find out if you got any allowance money you can spend. Plus there is no way my mom would ever approve of these ladies, I have tired and My wallet isn’t deep up.
So Ladies keep on working that pole, pull up a chair this buffet is unstoppable
Enjoy the eye candy at the Gold Club I know I will next time i return.

One day we will look back and marvel at this amazing lunch buffet bargain experience. Btw. Since you are already getting a hell of meal for $ 5. Dont be cheap. Tip the girls.

To begin, I cannot think of another place in the City that offers a buffet that features scrumptious fried chicken for only $ 5.
The caveat to this bargain basement deal is that this buffet is in a strip club.
Speaking of basements, I didn’t realize how dark it is inside until I opened the doors to leave. I mean that afternoon sun totally blinded me as I left and is probably why I didn’t see
those folks walking in the opposite direction. What I didn’t miss was the disapproving glances
as I passed them by.
And I get it.
Who would comes stumbling out of a strip club in the middle of the day?
But it wasn’t like that at all.
I was celebrating a female co-worker’s birthday with some folks. And by the way, it was her idea to go there.
But if it was like that,
I’d really want to see a female chef being called out from the kitchen and then being begged to entertain the crowd because there is some sort of emergency which causes a shortage of dancers. She’s in full cooking regalia and has a little flour on her face as she steps on stage. But then proceeds to then take off her toque and lets down all this long flowing hair when the music starts. Next she rips off her chef’s jacket and is in inexplicably wearing some super sexy lingerie. She performs a very provocative strip tease without actually getting naked, and at the end of her song, she points to the kitchen doors and BOOM they wheel out some freshly fried chicken.
What?
I told you the chicken was good, right?

If you’re not going for the $ 5 lunch buffet, this place is really disappointing. My friends and I spent $ 60 on cover charges and $ 20 more on drinks for about 10 minutes before deciding to leave for Crazy Horse, which is fully nude, only $ 6 more, and an INFINITELY better experience.
Lessons learned about Gold Club tonight:
1) 90% of the tables are «reserved» for bottle service (even when the place is nearly empty). Actually, that may not be a steadfast rule because there were plenty of other people sitting at the tables who were just hanging out and sipping on their drinks. We stood by waiting for them to leave, but when they did, the bouncer would instantly run up and put a «reserved» sign on it. They told us we had to order bottle service to sit at a table, even though we already had drinks in our hands, and no one else at tables seemed to have bottle service. So essentially, the only option (if you look like you have money to afford bottle service, but aren’t in the mood to buy it) is to sit in the back of the room or at the bar. Neither of those are anywhere near any topless women because…
2) All of the servers are wearing clothes, similar to what you would see at Hooters. The only toplessness is on the main stage; one girl in the far front of the room. The energy on that main stage was really sub-​par. So out of 50 – 100 patrons in the club, there was a maximum of one topless girl visible at any given time (and this was at prime time on Saturday night), and she will probably be nowhere near you.
3) If you’re expecting girls to talk to you like in a normal strip club, forget it. Far from the aggressive lap-​dance sales tactics and idle conversation one might expect, they essentially ignore you entirely unless you want to start a conversation. Otherwise, they were essentially standing around the room talking to each other or waiting to get approached.
This place felt like the Twilight Zone of strip clubs. We considered our $ 80 a sunk cost and left after 10 minutes for Crazy Horse, where for $ 26 cover you get way more strippers and way less clothing. Gold Club succeeded in gobbling up a bunch of money as quickly as possible, but lost out on the repeat business and created new detractors. I hope one day companies like Gold Club learn that this practice simply is not profitable in the long run.
If it’s $ 5 lunch you want, go for it.
If it’s a fun night out with friends, Hooters is cheaper, and you get about the same thing plus decent wings.

I had never been to a strip club, so following a crazy night of drinking and Oktoberfest revelry, my friends decided I should pop my cherry. Gold Club was not at all what I expected, the service staff were amazing, the crowd was decent and overall it was a fun, classy place where me and my girl friends could unwind.
I will definitely say the quality of the strippers there varied significantly. Some, were not very athletically inclined and seemed bored and unenergetic on the stage. Some of the strippers were downright amazing and did seriously cool Cirque du Soleil-​esque tricks on the pole. So you definitely get your pick.
My friends bought me a lapdance, (or twenty) from Paris. And man, honestly even as a girl, I have to say she was incredibly hot and so much fun. If you let go of your inhibitions and preconceived notions, I think stripclubs are actually a fun place to go on a girl’s night out!
Would definitely come back again for a lapdance (but only on someone else’s dime ;))

This lunch buffet is the best value in San Francisco. For $ 5, you can eat all the steak, fried chicken, club sandwiches, broccoli, pasta, cookies, churros, and more that you can fit in your rapidly expanding gut.
The downside is that you continually have to ask the scantily clad ladies to move their exposed bodies out of the way so you can get another piece of chicken.
Why must life be so hard?

Came here on Monday 8÷31÷2015 prepared, as in, I didn’t eat breakfast and brought lots of 1’s.
So here’s the deal, Mondays-​Fridays from 11:30−2pm, $ 5 cover to get in. What do you get?
Here’s the list:
1. Beautiful women
2. All you can eat: salad, rice, fried chicken, some kind of roasted/​slow cooked pork (maybe beef?), fruits, some roasted veggies, ham & cheese sandwiches, and brownies.
3. Some very strong fitness pole dancers
4. ???
5. Boobs
So I came here mainly for the all you can eat buffet, was not disappointed, where else can you eat for $ 5 and be stuffed? The fried chicken is hit and miss, my first plate, all the chicken was good except the breast piece, it was pretty dry. My second plate of chicken, ⁴⁄₅ pieces had to taste, only 1 tasted like the chicken I had just 10 minutes ago. Also, the chicken is very sweet, similar to the fried chicken they serve at moscone center (maybe it’s the same vendor?). The pork/​maybe beef was good, especially if you pour the sauce over the rice they serve. I didn’t try the salad nor the veggies/​fruits. Brownies and sandwiches are standard, nothing to write home about, but hey, the more the merrier!
Now for the dancers:
I was surprised by the dancers as I’ve been to two strip clubs in vegas and never seen the girls climb up the poles to the roof and slide their way down. The athleticism of some of the girls here were amazing. I was approached by 2 ladies but I had my eyes set on one girl: Claudia. She’s a mix of 4 races (I won’t tell you which) and she is gorgeous. She came to me while I wasn’t looking, asked to sit on me which I happily agreed to. After chatting, I felt she tried the hardest to earn her $ 20 lap dance where the two other girls were really blunt about it. So I paid for her time ;) 1 Dance usually last a song (about 1.5mins) but it seems it was longer than that here, perhaps because it was Monday.
Anyways, TLDR Version:
1. $ 5 all you can eat breasts (chicken breasts you pervs)
2. Hot girls
3. Boobs
The reason I am giving them 4 stars is because a Pepsi costs $ 3 ($ 4 if you count the tip, no refills either). Either way, I will be back if I ever am in the area during lunch. I’m not sure if tap water is free (everyone was getting fiji water), I’ll ask next time.

Me: «How come the girls don’t wanna approach me?»
A friend: «You are holding a knife.»
Me: «You got a point.» Continues to settle down for the juicy thighs on my plate instead of those ones around the pole*
The most interesting $ 5 buffet lunch experience you will have in the city! I had low expectations for the buffet, considering the price and the venue, butt (hehe) the fried chickens were actuallllllllyyy better than the ones I had at Citizen’s Band for like $ 20 bucks (never pay $ 10+ for chicken). So if you were concerned about the food, it is actually not bad!
Additionally I thought the girls here are really pretty (prettier than girls in Vegas!), but some of them looked kind of bored. Well, I did come on a Wednesday afternoon hmm… They might be more energetic during the weekend or the evenings.
As for the service: Host: A. Server: C-​, kept forgetting our drinks and was hard to get hold of her.
Recommended? Yeah, why the hell not. You have got nothing to lose here.

If you were to ask me my preference, normally I’d tell you I’m a breast guy. Sure call me shallow but they’re just so good, the bigger the better for my money. However, I’ll never turn down a nice pair of legs if they’re given to me IN a silver platter. That all said, lately I’ve been really into wings… Wait what? Oh you thought I was talking about… gotcha!
Nope it’s all about the chicken baby, fried chicken, mediocre, finger licking fried chicken, at all you can eat for $ 5.
I’d heard that the Gold Club did a lunch buffet for $ 5, and I grimaced at the thought, but wasn’t I surprised when I walked in and not only was there fried chicken, but there was seasonal veggies cooked in sauce, steak (or at least beef), and fresh green salads? What the fresh hell? AND it was all cooked perfect? AND it was clean? AND it was… good?
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
This lunch buffet was PACKED. And not just by your regular cave-​dwellers who sit in the dark dinginess of a strip clubs all day nursing a coors light. Heck no! Young professionals, WOMEN even… nay attractive, business suit wearing women, in addition to men of all ages. All sitting around eating by blacklight to their hearts content for $ 5! And again… it was actually good?
Oh… and there were strippers there too, but who cares, there were only one type of breasts I was sneaking a peak at, and they were deep fried.
Feel weird ending with this, but as always… Eatcrest Out!

Women with better bodies and much prettier faces than Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. :)
I was thoroughly entertained the one night my girlfriend and I randomly decided to stop in here since we couldn’t find the other bar we were trying to hit up after dinner.
I like how friendly the girls up at the front desk are. Even the crowd that night was pretty friendly. Drinks at the bar are meh. But who cares about drinks and other people when there are gorgeous tatas and booties jig-​jiggling all around ya? Am I right?!
My friend and I got to sit front row to watch the pole sets that night. I’d have to say 90% of what I saw… I really, really liked. And, I was actually quite inspired to take another pole class myself and regain my sensual confidence again.
One semi-​icky thing, restrooms are kinda weird (3 feet from the bar) and the lighting in there makes you feel like you need to do lines of something bad inside.
Apparently they have a killer lunch buffet deal here on weekdays. I’d love to hit that buffet one day for sure!

This place was not what I had in mind when I visited my friend in SF and he said he’d show me a place with amazing fried chicken.
Apparently on the weekdays, for only $ 5 you get full access to their lunch buffet, which includes some amazing fried chicken — crisp skin, well-​seasoned, and juicy. Your drink is an additional, negligible charge (if you want water, you will get bottled water!). Still, for under $ 10, you get a delicious meal with a show… in SF! What a steal.
I’ll admit, at first, I felt slightly awkward being here, but then you realize it’s not awkward and it’s not a raunchy strip club like the ones you see in movies. Everything seems more on the tasteful side, the girls are cute and some of them actually do some impressive tricks on the pole.
Whether you’re here for the food or the girls, it’s a pretty neat establishment to check out.