Divisadero Touchless Carwash

If you lie a less than basic half assed job this is the place for you. Better to do it yourself for way better job and way less money than this place. 30 bucks for the worst vacuum job ever SMH I’m not going here again and sad too with so many workers, it’s the most basic job imaginable not worth it

After 30 yrs, but the last 15yrs of almost every weekend, getting a car washed, buying gifts from the great gift shop etc. today I stopped a man (the owner) to whom we have never seen in 15 yrs on the weekends, to suggest that they have someone start spot checking the end product before turning over the keys (since ¼ time I have to ask for something to be corrected). Today it was to vacuum my trunk — from last weeks Home Depot plant run, major dirty. My suggestion and example was meant with anger and «we know how to clean cars», «we ALWAYS» vacuum the trunk? Not today, this car!
And then being told maybe you should go try our competition. …Don’t have to tell me twice. But another example of a limited market and no Customer Service.

I went in to get my car washed this weekend. The car came out almost as dirty as it went in. Looks like they didnt touch the interior. The exterior has water marks all over it. I would expect better after spending $ 35 for a wash. I used to come here all the time but I think it’s time to find another car wash. Very disappointing.

This place rocks! Took literally 15 minutes and cleaned, vacuumed and washed my car for $ 40 when other places charge $ 100+ just for cleaning the inside, by appointment and over 2 hours of wait time.
Totally worth it. Clean you vehicles people

Been twice and both times were equally bad. Wanted to give them another shot since they are in the neighborhood. Stopped by and they are closed today (on a Saturday). I would imagine 99% of their business is on Saturdays. Time to find another car wash.

Attention to detail goes a long way. We should expect nothing less for the price we pay for a car wash. The place has potential. Just needs some kind of team approach to fine-​tuning details instead of going downhill which it has over the past year or so. Don’t even think of jacking up the price from 22 $ to 30 $ for a shitty job basic wash. It sucks and customers are unhappy. Riding around w streaks all over my car and crumbs that should have been picked up for 30 $ is no big deal but it’s the principle of the matter…

Had my car washed a few times here. For the most part, they do a good job in a reasonable amount of time. I think their pricing is a bit high for the quality. I mean $ 38+ for full service is a bit much for inconsistent average work. If you’re in a rush and need a cleaning, then sure, go for it. If you need a cleaning for a special event, then I’d go somewhere else.

I’ve been this place many times and have never left even remotely satisfied. This time was no different.
The guy who asked me what kind of wash I wanted made sure to hit on me and call me beautiful and ask me how my day was 4 times. I just wish he’d made sure my car was nicely cleaned out before it went into the wash.
I removed everything from my dashboard and center console so they would vacuum them, and they were both still filthy when they gave my car back to me. There is still sand in my front seats from a lazy vacuum job that I knew couldn’t have been completed properly that quickly.
When I pulled back the visor to my sunroof, the window was still smudged and dirty, and instead of cleaning it they had pulled the visor over it to hide it. I asked them to fix this but didn’t feel like driving back over to the vacuum part to have them redo my seats which also still had smudges on them that could have easily been wiped off had they bothered to do that.
All in all, this place isn’t great, but don’t even think about paying $ 40 for the works wash because they won’t even bother to vacuum the center console, dashboard or seats properly. The cashier is rude and can’t even manage to fake a smile. She definitely needs a new job.
Oh, and the price of the ultra works wash has gone up $ 10 in the past year or so. The guy said it was because minimum wage went up but the quality of the washes have gone down significantly so it’s obvious the extra inc.

Giving this place one star is generous!!! I have been going to this business since 1992. No issues, expensive but it was worth, NOT ANYMORE!!!
Last visit in Feb they did not vacuum the carpet in the hatch back and they did not clean the windows and the undercarriage was dirty. It was not a 35.00 car wash. I did not see the the hatch carpet or dirt until I was at home.
I broke my ankle recently and can not wash my car for a couple of months. I decided to try one more time.
When I arrived today, 5−1−16, I told the person that took my order about the last visits issues. He told me they would take care of vacuuming the hatch back carpet and cleaning the hatch back window inside and outside. He also assured the undercarriage would be clean.
When my car was being dried, I checked and sure enough they had done nothing to address the issues I told them about when I arrived today. None of them!
I was told to speak with a Manager. Boy was that a wrong move. He was rude and angry I complained. He jumps in my car to drive away. I had to demand my keys back. When I told him these last two experiences were so bad I was not coming back, his response was «PROMISE»! When I asked for my money back he told me to speak to the“owner”, a gray haired women who works at the counter. She used to stock the store, first time I have seen her behind the counter in the store at the car wash. Anyway, she represented herself as the Owner. She apologized and gave me my money back.
Find another car was, this one is the worst example of how not to treat customer!!!

I’ve been coming to this place since 1993. I was a customer when they were charging $ 22 for a BASIC wash. Now it’s $ 30.
Yes, that’s over 20 years now.
The level of service has gone way way way downhill. They once did a spectacular job. Cleaning out all cup holders and vacuuming very well. Now, they leave all kinds of crumbs in the cup holders, and Never do the ones in the back. I have to wipe them out myself after I pay you $ 30 to clean my car?! Really?
Also they left garbage on my car floor and put the mats back incorrectly-​/​every single time. Occasionally, they leave wet drops on my dash and a towel as a souvenir. I think for $ 30 a BASIC wash that takes 10 minutes is over priced in and of itself, you can get 3 washes over in Daly City for $ 50, but if they’re going to charge that much since its SF, at least do the job right.

Wow. Used to come here weekly. For 3+ years. Never again. Showed up at 4:45(apparently they close at 5, with no sign). I always get gas and a wash.
About 17 people that work here standing around, I’m told to drive around, even though they usually start vacuuming while gas is pumping. Not a big deal until when I do do «drive around» the guy «running the line» looks at me, rips the computer out and says «No. We’re finished. Fuck this».
Fuck this? Nah. Fuck you.
All this while at least 5 people roam around complaining about tips., while the rest of them lean. Ever hear the expression,“Got time to lean, got time to clean?”

I took my car there on a Saturday morning. They cleaned it. It took about 15 minutes end-​to-​end. The quality was good not excellent. There were no hassles. I was satisfied and will take my car there again.

** DISHONEST MERCHANT **
** DRIVERS BEWARE **
I went into this gas station for gas this afternoon and I pumped $ 75 for 17.862 gallon at $ 4.199 per gallon, while the other gas stations across the street (76 &Chevron) only cost $ 2.75 per gallon for Premium gas. If I went to other gas station, I would have save $ 25 for the same quality of gas.
I would not go or recommend anybody to this merchant in the future!

God love yah, but someone has to pipe up about $ 3.99 gas when it’s $ 2.13 next-​door. Decent carwash, otherwise. Suppose it is moot if they develop the land into housing.

I’ve been coming here since 2005. Quality of car washed has gotten really bad. $ 30 for a car wash and they don’t even vacuum the car correctly.
Work here is quantity over quality. They try to knock out car washes but workers are rushing and not doing a thorough job.
I can’t get over the price of the car washes. It’s insane. Oh yeah, they don’t even clean your rims. Smh. What a disappointment.

We were installing new child car seats in all of the vehicles with them which my five year old niece has outgrown her old ones and my mom asked me to take her car which was full of food crumbs and the interior very dirty because this is where my brother takes his Lexus and 4 Runner to be cleaned. I drove into an area next to the gas station and there are about 4 lines of cars waiting to get in and be washed with a couple of dozen people cleaning the cars.
When your car gets to the front of one of the lines, a worker comes up to your window and asks which wash you want; the basic wash for 29.99 which they vacuum the interior, wash and dry the exterior, wash all the windows inside and out, wipe down the dashboard and interior, and wipe out the door jams and ash trays. The Ultra car wash which includes a poly wax, wheel rim and tire cleaning for 32.99 and the Works car wash which includes air freshener, tire dressing and rain-​X. I went with the Ultra car wash.
The worker then puts a tag on your rear view mirror and hands you a receipt to take up to the little shop at the gas station. You pay there; (No tax) and they give you a receipt. They wash your car and three or four people start working on cleaning the interior and they go really fast while one person is vacuuming, another is wiping down and cleaning the interior and another is cleaning the tires. I was surprised how fast they went and I was only there for about 20 minutes waiting for my car to be ready while there are dozens and dozens of cars being washed and waiting in line to be washed.
For me, the biggest difference and the only thing that makes this wash better than an $ 8 wash is that they vacuum everything in the car and clean the door jams and they even pull things stuck under the seats out and vacuum under there as well. other than those two things, it’s not much different from a regular car wash. It’s more of a convenience thing for people who have plenty of money to spend. For me or the average person, I don’t think it is worth the 32.99 cost. They do a good job though.

go if you need an OK wash and rub down. You won’t get anything beyond that. They only wash what they can see, no extra effort in vacuuming etc so if you have sand or dirt in a spot that is hard to reach (between seats, inside a console) they won’t touch it. But anything on the surface will be clean when you’re done. I really wanted to get my car detailed but couldn’t get an appointment so I settled for this. Disappointed now. I was hoping they’d at least vacuum everything but out of sight, out of mind I guess.

Lol… when will I learn?
I just opted for the ‘ultra wash’. You get the same lame cleaning as the other ones. My side cut holder still has stuff in it and my middle cup holder wasn’t touched.
Just get the cheapest wash you be fine. Better yet, do it yourself;)

They were super busy when I got here, so while the crew hustled to get us through as quickly as they could, there was still quite the wait until I could hop out of the car and go inside to pay. Lots of time sitting and waiting, idling, but probably my fault for going on a beautiful day, close to the weekend.
The people working there were nice enough, got my car through quickly once it was moving. There was a little tree sap that didn’t come off easily, and the fellow at the end of the assembly line took some solvent and went at it to get that off (earned an extra $ 5 tip for that, quite honestly).
Five stars for the quality, docked a star because of speed. Not their fault, but they’re a busy location and as such, slower than others… and docked another star because $ 34.95 for the mid-​range wash is the most I’ve ever paid, ever.
I’m gonna stick to the car wash by work (Mountain View), since it’s half the price.

This place has an army of like 50 people working to clean your ride! The car washes range from like $ 25-​$ 35. They do a good job vacuuming the inside and cleaning everything inside and out.
Will definitely go back.

Alle paar Monate stehe ich vor folgendem Dilemma: mein Auto sieht aus wie Sau — sowohl von innen als auch von außen — und ich würde es gerne putzen. Aber ich bin überhaupt kein Freund vom Autowaschen, was wohl daher kommt, dass meine Mama mich früher immer dazu verdonnert hat, unser Auto zu waschen!
Nun gut, zum Glück wohne ich ja nun in Amerika, wo man alles «outsourcen» lassen kann und so komme ich alle paar Monate hier beim Touchless Carwash vorbei, wo eine Armee von Putzteufeln sich meinen Wagen vornimmt.
Und so funktioniert’s:
— Man fährt den Wagen auf den Platz und gibt dem Supervisor seine Schlüssel…und der im Gegenzug gibt einem einen Beleg;
— Mit diesem Beleg geht man an die Kasse und bezahlt (die einfache Wäsche von innen & außen kostet ca $ 23);
— Dann wartet man auf der Bank und schaut dabei zu, wie die Putzteufel sich an den vielen Autos abrackern.
— Wenn der Wagen sauber ist, wird man aufgerufen und im Gegenzug für seine Schlüssel, steckt man dem netten Mann/​der netten Frau ein nettes Trinkgeld zu (ich empfehle 3 oder 4 Dollar.