Darwin’s Stolen Sandwich

When I first saw a review on this imaginary business listing back when started the Unilocal thing I was all like «Why are people trolling this place so hard? It’s probably a small business that doesn’t know how to market via social media. Those Unilocalers are jerks.»
Then some time later two things happened-​I got to enjoy san francisco for almost a whole year via work, and I got a lot more experienced in how Unilocal works.
I regret to say the goofy reviews here are because this place is one of several dozen illegitimate and/​or fake businesses that Unilocal maintains for totally unknown reasons. The other businesses do seem to share a theme involving software testing of some kind so this may or may not have been intended for that purpose. Darwin is the name given to Unilocal’s error messaging system. It could also be a poorly supervised programmer run amok. Feel free to speculate whatever you want the real story of how this junk went live will never be known.
I’ve actually been to this street location, and yep, there is no such business as this.
Three stars as whoever made this up put more effort then the endless series of «test biz» sites scattered around.

RIP Darwin. You’ve been such a delight in the office. I’m still shocked that you won’t be coming to steal my lunch anymore.
I will leave a sandwich on my desk for you tomorrow. ;-(

First of all, stealing is bad.
Second of all, it was a delicious sandwich.
Lastly, heck yeah I took my sandwich back! I composted the icky wet dog part and ate the rest like the honorable champion that I am. You certainly don’t see me going around stealing dog food. That’s just rude and I’m not rude.