Track’s Bar & Grill

Honestly America’s worst bar. Not that I’ve seen all of them. but typically even the «worst bars» have at least a little dysfunctional charm — Tracks’ charm would only be identifiable by Jeffery Dahmer. Tracks is the absolute epicenter of classlessness. It doesn’t attract clientele, it repels everyone else who’s grandma doesn’t actively hate them.
Tracks’ only contribution to existence is to allow for the easy identification of where the bottom in fact IS. Whereas most prone to self sabotage do so because of a feeling of inferiority, Tracks’ clientele is quite definitively inferior. It’s where dreams go to die, get freaked out, and then die again. and then fart.
It’s not even a place you go to be ironically «amongst the downtrodden», rather it’s where the downtrodden go to be unironically consumed by the ethos that provided their inspiration for walking in.
Giving 1 star to this place is like giving 1 star to Hitler, simply because as far as we could tell. Hitler was human.

This place is the shit. Straight up. We love coming there ever year. Me and my co workers stay at that hotel every year and hit up tracks everynight. they let us abuse the jukebox, drink beer and have fun conversations every year for 12 days during the fair. they know we are the ShoeMGK guys that come from cali every year. cant wait till this year.

Draft beer was eehhhhhh Ok, but music was depressing. Even the song of White Chicks was played here. we saw a frozen pizza going into the oven and a guy talking crap to everybody.

This place is off the chain. We went on a Saturday night just to get wings because my husband believes weirdo bars have the best wings. The weird red carpet was stained and half the lights were out in the entry. There were probably 6 people ar the bar and two homeless people fighting in the seating area. A few tables just sat dirty while we waited. Nobody said anything to us as we walked in but we just ordered at the bar-​were pretty laid back. Based on the appearance though, I probably wouldnt eat here. They just didnt seem to care at all what was going on.
The wings were really good though. Really flavorful and cooked well. Not too saucy. Id get them again, as long as I could just wait in the car haha

Horrible. Dark and depressing. Food was cooked in microwave. Staff was nice but the place was scary.

It’s the only bar for a few blocks in any direction from the Green Line: why not? Track’s is somehow a small town bar full of wood paneling connected to a Days Inn on University. It’s not just the bar itself that lends that atmosphere, but the patrons give it that feeling too: is Hibbing right next door or something? Anyhoo, for cans they only have PBR tallboys and at HH they’re a reasonable $ 3 per can (I’ve obviously been in MN too long actually believing what I just typed). They advertise that they do food, but I dunno, maybe it’s my bias considering that it’s also part of a Days Inn that I wasn’t considering eating there despite my rising appetite, but then again I can’t think of a restaurant within the vicinity that I’d recommend instead. For a second I was gonna put something on the jukebox, but everyone there was having animated conversations, so why not just let that suffice? (And save myself $ 5 in the process.)

tracks is dope and got some (1) fine ass bartenders that be in there mane i swear to god. go in there for yoself and see. str8 up fam. watch. watch.

We stayed at this hotel when we visited, not really aware that it’s a «bad» part of town.
Surprisingly young crowd, nice bartender. Didn’t eat anything except the free popcorn!

This place is so weird. It’s one of those places I drove by a million times and never saw any reason to go in, and then my friend decided to have her rehearsal dinner there. Turns out there’s a room for private parties in the back, and they serve Chinese food! How random! It was actually good, too, they just weren’t too quick about keeping the buffet full. It also took them a while to bring new bottles of wine. We all still had a good time though, and I left pretty damn full. They did serve us some really good key lime and banana cream pie for dessert too.

Bad service, food was beyond terrible, and the bartender (Lucy) was very rude, only cater to the regulars, best go to Ogaras up the road, zero stars if I could