Subway

Ordered delivery on grubhub. Placed a call afterward to see how much longer it would be and was told that they simply would not be delivering my food, then was told «they had more people to call» and hung up on me. Still have the charge on my credit card.
Rude employees and improperly filed grubhub account.

Don’t come here if you’re short on time. I’ve spent less time on a Walmart Subways w/​twice as many people.
Sandwiches are consistent with any other Subways its just the waiting you do here. But the guy in front of me did complain his philly cheese steak was cold. I always get a cold BMT, can’t screw that up.
So a 1 for the waiting but 3 for food.

After the Hoboken Subway debacle a few years back, I vowed never to return to one. But on one sunny summer day, I announced «Finally, Big Stevie Cool has come back to Subway!» I noticed a Zagat sticker on the window which put me at more ease as I walked through the door. The cashier welcomed me and let me know should we would be with me in a second. The manager was taking the temperature of all the food on display and that was reassuring to see. What I ordered was insignificant because everyone knows what Subway tastes like. But the cashier went through three sets of gloves during the whole transaction. This particular Subway doesn’t fuck around and you would only think that this specific store earned the Zagat endorsement and not the whole chain.
I enjoyed my sandwich on the beach while listening to this white guy sell his date on how good Inxs is by playing «Suicide Blonde» and explaining that it was a song about a blonde girl driving a guy crazy. He also explained to her the meaning of «literally». I hope they get married and produce idiot children.