Dave’s Sunoco Serv

If ecstasy-​fuelled dance parties were here it’d be «Rave’s Sunoco.» And if it were next to a cemetary maybe «Grave’s Sunoco.» Or if it were sharing a space with a particularly zealous church, then «Jesus Saves Sunoco.» Not sure how he saved them. Maybe he donated to them to pay for a new roof? Oh wait, that’s usually the townspeople.
I’ve filled up twice at this gas station. Once was in 2014, and once was about 5 days ago. It was awesome because I was just about to run out of gas, and I come upon this place which is literally 10 cents cheaper than every other station in Chili that I could find. I was pretty happy about that.
The server was an Indian guy, and he was nice to me. He was also barefoot. You don’t see that very often. At least he wasn’t in the kitchen and pregnant. Otherwise that would have fulfilled a typical male stereotype. Or then again… would it?
Nice service, cheap gas, and a little tab thingy so it filled up without me having to press it. All in all, a four star service. It would have scored 5 except for the fact that you can get much cheaper gas on reservations, and most of the products on the inside are overpriced.
By the way the sign on the front of this says «Gogo Mart», not Dave’s.
And if it were in a housing estate full of a certain group of people, it’d be «Enclave’s Sunoco.» And if you prefer your men with a beard, then maybe «Don’t Shave’s Sunoco.» That also goes for guys that prefer exploring the jungle to the shiny silky smooth beach.