This place is an awesome car wash if you don’t like having to clean your car… You just put your change in the machine, nothing comes out(not a drop of water) and then you get in your car and drive home. Your car may still be dirty, but you don’t have to do any work at all. That’s worth a few rolls of lost quarters, right? If you really want to spend money not to work, you can try their vacuum cleaners. If you’re lucky enough to find one with the hose still attached you can swing it around in the air like a lasso and then drop your quarters into the bottomless pit of despair. It might not suck, but it sure sucks.