Quest Diagnostics Mt. Scott PSC

There is only one person on staff here so it is hit or miss how long you have to wait. If you are starving (fasting) and there in the morning, there is usually a line of other starving people ahead of you.
The guy who runs it now is very nice though so that part is good.

If you have to pee in a cup, I guess this isn’t a bad place to do it. I tried to make an appointment twice, but the guy on the phone didn’t seem to understand what I was saying, and I didn’t really understand him either (his thick accent coupled with giggling), so I just showed up at 12:05 for a pee test for my new job. There’s a sign that says people with appointments are given preference ahead of walk-​ins. Great.
I did not pee all morning so I have enough pee to get this test done, and I felt I was going to burst, but I was 5^th in line. So I wait and wait and wait. And the big rig driver next to me tells me about how he hit a taxi in Seattle and its unfair he has to be drug tested, the taxi snuck in next to him, blah blah. And still, I have to pee. And I’m dancing. And it is 12:30. And I have to be back at work at 1pm. And finally, at 12:45, I’m called in.
They have a protocol, put your stuff in a lock box, wash your hands only with water (that’s not washing, but whatever, I’m one step closer to peeing), go in the bathroom and pee in the cup (thank heavens) up to the red line, don’t flush and the sink in the bathroom doesn’t work, and then hand your pee with no lid on the cup to the guy. He then does magic with it, it goes into another container, and you put stickers on it, sign it, and off you go.
Overall, not a bad experience, but they are severely understaffed. If most people can only come at lunch time, since they aren’t open before or after work hours, why not have a couple of people working at lunch? It just makes no sense to me.
Anyway, if you are around Clackamas and need a drug screen, you can go there. Otherwise there are lots of other labs that will happily take your pee that have better hours and probably better service.
M-​F 8am-12:30pm & 1:30pm-5pm; UDS: M-​F 8am-​5pm (Qq)