Fantasy For Adults Only

They are a little too eager to help you find things. I want to buy my toys privately and I don’t want people checking up on me as I do so. Also the changing room is a shower curtain so I never feel comfortable trying things on.

4 minutes for a dollar. I just think its funny. Anyway, not a very classy place of business but they have ALOT of things to look at!

Staff is above and beyond helpful! They were willing to help out our Portland Scavenger Hunt, while staying very professional and fun. Great selection for any Adult need, don’t let the name fool you! They have it all! Definitely would go back… Clean, friendly, and most importantly fun!

Worst adult bookstore in the greater Portland area by far. Unclean booths and truculent employees are just the tip of the iceberg here!

I didn’t explore this place much, so I don’t know what it has beyond lingerie and DVDs. I can tell you that there are a ton of DVDs, but I didn’t notice them ordered in any way. Ech. Hopefully I’m wrong.
The main problem I had with Fantasy, though, was that they forced me to set up an account with them just to rent a DVD. Apparently setting up an account also involves paying them $ 3. In exchange, I get to feel relieved knowing I have to carry around a nondescript red card in my wallet if I ever want to go there again and NOT pay the account fee.
I was looking for a few specific DVDs, and the woman who helped me seemed fairly incompetent at searching their computers for them. I think she was new, because she also rang me up for some stay-​hard cream that happened to be sitting on the counter.
The location of this Fantasy sucks. Horribly. It’s easy to spot, but hard to figure out how to get to. You have to take a hidden little road up to it, so that when you get there, you feel sufficiently dirty about the whole thing.
Also, because I’m nitpicky, the counters were too tall for me, and I’m not that short.