Seriously, Unilocalers? SERIOUSLY?! I’m the first one to review this place? Alright, so I myself can barely admit that I went here a month ago during a late-night pub crawl, but still! Portlanders need to be warned to stay away from here! Wandering in, I found myself inundated by NEWLY turned 18-year olds after what I can only hope was a high school dance(and although I hope this, I’m sure this is what the clientele here typically consists of). I discovered that the only thing worse than skeezy 30-somethings who hit on you bathed in their Armani cologne are skeezy 18-year-olds who hit on you drenched in their Adidas cologne. Congrats to the kiddos for now being able to legally buy cigarettes, and, by the look of their GLAZY eyes and accompanying glazy drool, have just seen a naked woman for the first time in their lives. I felt bad for the strippers, who were very sickly looking. At one point, a kid was REMOVED from the place for putting dollar bills on stage, and then taking them off whenever the stripper walked by. This place is classy.