My doc, Stephen Brown of Pittsburgh Medical Associates(look for my review), wanted me to get my cholesterol checked, so I came here for the bloodwork this morning. I was in and out in 2 seconds. Fast, fast, fast. And no I ain’t never been skeered ‘o dem needles ‘n ‘at. Ya just gotta buck up for the sting. I lift too, so my veins are easy to find. Everytime I have something like this done, I always get a deep-voiced yinzer chick who sez, «Oooh you got big arms! Lookit dis guy!» And at the ungodly hour of 8 A.M. I needed a chuckle. So if you screw up at work, gotta pee in a cup, or need pricked for whatever test life throws at you, make an appointment here, online yet. Imagine that.