I came home last month to find a flyer wedged into my screen door. The flyer had been dropped all the way to the bottom of my door between the screen and the frame. Deep enough to prevent it from being fished out with a hanger or wire and requiring a dismantling of the door. The flyer reads: «NOJOBTOOLARGEORTOOSMALL! Call Rick the Handyman for all types of home repair or service jobs. Service available 7 days a week. Valleywide!» Perfect. I now need a handyman. I called Rick, left a message about the issue and asked him to drop by for service call. No return call. Left another message. No return call. At least he’s not advertising graffiti removal.