Discretions

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So we just moved here and with being to so many different clubs all over, we felt we were obligated to check out the lifestyle scene herein Phoenix even though there’s so much more to do. So first on our list was this club. It most certainly will not be a club that we take anyone to when they visit.
The club is only a few miles from downtown Phoenix and easy to get to from the I-​10 and I-​17. If you look for the blue lights on the building just off of 27^th Ave. then you’ll see it. The parking is a tight squeeze. But one of the female regulars let us know that they have a second parking lot that they often use when the club is packed. We never really got an idea of where that extra parking was, but it wasn’t needed for us anyway. We ended up blocking a car in which we hope was one of the volunteers/​workers.
There were a lot of chairs outside for what appeared to be a smoking area and this seemed to be where a lot of people were. We learned that this might be because this is not a BYOB club. You read that correctly, this is a lifestyle club that is not BYOB. No alcohol is allowed in the club. You can have it in your car and come out and partake in an adult beverage outside in your car since it is your own private vehicle, but that’s it.
We will come back to that. So we checked in and there was a bulletproof glass separating us and the lady whose name we did not catch since it was almost impossible to hear her. What we did hear was that it would be$ 70. Memberships are $ 20 per person; there are no couples’ memberships. And the memberships are not good for a year, they are good until December 31^st. So if you unfortunately don’t move to Phoenix until August and buy a membership, it is only valid until December 31^st and then you need to buy a new one January 1^st for that year.
So after we paid for our memberships and entry, we were given a tour by a female who didn’t really seem like she wanted to be there. lol. We believe her name was Neko or Meeko or something like that. You get buzzed in the door and you enter into the social area: there is a large orgy room right in front of you which has a glass door on it. Single guys are not allowed to go in this room alone on Fridays and Saturdays. There were a couple of high top tables to the left of the room and a few more leading from it to the dance floor. Once fully inside, the dance floor is to the left and has chairs lined around it. It is not a big dance floor at all. There is also a stage connected to the dance floor with more seating and a stripper pole in the middle of it. This is where you can find the giant «No male masturbation on the dance floor» sign to really put you in the dancing mood. The DJ booth is located right next to the dance floor as well although most of the night the DJ was outside.
To the right of the dance floor there was another seating area with a mixture of chairs and couches as well as two stripper poles. As you walk further into the club, there is a pool table with other tables around it for seating, plus a bar area on the left where you can purchase (yes, purchase) non-​alcoholic beverages if you choose to. On the right is another couples-​only area which can be reached by climbing up a few stairs and going into the caged area. It had a table, a couple of stripper poles, a couple chairs, and a couch. There was also a mattress above it that you could climb up to and use. This entire couples-​area is viewable by everyone in the club from the dance floor and seating areas.
Continuing to the back of the club, things got a little fuzzy because we were pretty thrown off at this point. We believe there was a room to the left which had a sex swing in the room and a doggy style chair. At the back of the club to the left there is a «fishbowl» room with a large plexiglass window where people were watching the action. And by people, we mean creepy single men. And by watching the action, we mean tugging on their dicks as they all huddled together (6 – 8 of them) trying to look into the window. To the right of the fishbowl is a sex swing out in the open in the corner of the hallway. Our tour guide told us if someone is using the sex swing, the club asks that nobody stands on the carpet underneath the swing so that the people using the swing have adequate space. There is another room to the right of that which featured a round bed and black lights. This room is locked and has an hour time limit; you must get the attendant (Kat?) if you want to go in there. One thing we did not see or did not get shown to us was where clean sheets/​towels were located. The attendant did say several times that they provide condoms upon request if needed.
The clientele seemed to be somewhat mixed based on the demographic of the area. But there were not a lot of people dancing and by not a lot we mean we were the only ones. But after talking to one of the regulars (Grant) for awhile, that is just the culture of that club.

I absolutely love this place! I’ve been to a few other clubs in the valley and none of them have compared in terms of vibe and customer service. The girls at the door are super friendly, and I love how many room options there are! Super clean the staff is always there to help out if you need anything… guy even brought my group party water after we were done partying. Great place and I’ll be going back over and over again :)

This place is f@#!%ng disgusting. Me and my wife spent 50 $ to get into this dump thinking there might be like minded couples looking to play. 1, no couples all gross perverts jerking off. 2 all women besides the ones getting paid to be there fat ugly and smell like cheese curds. 3, old perverts follow you around jerking off waiting for you to get it on… this place needs to be shut down. F@#cking nasty. Terrible place. Terrible people. Shame on you Discretion. F!@k you.

Came back to see if anything has changed from two years ago. NOpe, nada. This place is still in a sketchy part of town, is still tacky, dumpy and dirty. If you are a guy, still be prepared to pay about $ 70 the first time and $ 35 each time after. Women will have to pay about $ 20 the first time. They want all your personal info for a membership. That membership gets you nothing but a nice big fat fee to get in. Once in, if you are there on a Friday, it’s still gonna be about 5 Mexicans, 1 black dude and a couple of white red necks and maybe two white women. The guys still beat off and follow any women who appears she is gonna give any sort of attention. Saturday nights still have more couples, but mostly older, still overweight who dance and show off their even more sagging, tits and flat asses. Naked dudes still dancing on one of the poles, sliding his ass crack up and down. Worker chicks are still tweeked out cranky freaks who need to cover up. The bathrooms are still stinky and have shower curtains for doors, what a low class joke. The rooms are still cramped and crungy. The sheets are still NOT changed after each use even though they have a girl in back to do just that, she was gone alot. Naked asses and body fluids are still on the couches and chairs you get to sit on, ew really. The orgy rooms couches are still so disgusting and not protected from body fluids. Outside you are still provided with cheap plastic chairs to sit on amongst the car fumes in the parking lot. There is still the same damn old, fat cranky loud mouthed Basstird named «Dutch» that brings the whole vibe down outside. Listen people, my friends and I get more clean and free action at any club or bar in town. Don’t waste your time here guys, cause there aren’t many single women here and who wants to get it on with an old fat couple or some tweeked out freaks. Just pick’em up at a bar and do it at a cheap motel, it’s cleaner and cheaper and still funner.

Hey, I’m the 40 something single woman others are talking about. On my 1^st visit a couple initiated me in a sleazy back room. This it’s not Beverly Hilton but that’s not why you’re here is it? If all the hard bodies had such luck in the“clubs” why are they here? Cause the 5 drunk stuck up hotties at the local hangout went home with their friends. I for one was welcome here, got a little nasty, plan on getting extremely kinky on my next visit. Working up the courage! people are real here, not magazine cut outs! A place to have real fun and cum! Yes it’s a bit seedy, but hey that’s why your here right! p. s. As a single woman on my own for my 1^st time I felt safe, welcome, and all of my boundaries were respected. Going back soon sh those boundaries! Cum join me!

This place is a hidden gem! I love to come here and practice my dance moves on the stripper poles. It’s only a buck for women to come in any day of the week, and it’s safe! I can dance all night without worrying about people bothering me. The staff is super sweet and they seem to be ALWAYS cleaning! I’m single right now, but as soon as I meet Mr. Right I am bringing him here for some sexy fun! If you are a dancer looking for a place to practice pole moves for practically free, check this place out!

I have been to a few adult «social clubs» in my day and this one, well this one was boring.
Most of the women I saw were either in their early 20’s and fat, or in their late 40’s and well, aging no so gracefully. (except for one lucky gal that was oh so scrumptious. her BF was really hot too)
The men outnumbered the women considerably and were, well were what you would expect from a sub par club like this.
I went with my friends Jen* & Brad* (names may not be real, who knows).
Apparently we were the only excitement for the night. I don’t have a problem with people watching me, In fact I love it. The issues start when people try to invite themselves. If we would have wanted you to participate, you would have been asked.
LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH !!
Jen* and Brad* told me, that «Phoenix is a very sexually repressed town»!!
the only saving grace was the couple that we did go home with after to continue with what this place didnt have to offer !

Went once. they ream single guys on the cover charge, it’s a sausage fest once inside, rundown interior and the few women in there that night should have left their clothes on… pass!

Ok, let’s just say hypothetically that you’re out on a Saturday night. And let’s just say, hypothetically, of course, that you’re adventurous. And let’s just say, well, hypothetically, that you’ve experienced many of the offerings already in the greater Phoenix Area in terms of nightlife. What does one do given all these hypothetical circumstances? I don’t know. You tell me. I’m looking for stuff to do…
But I’ll tell you what my friend «Jonny» did… He went to Discretions… Jonny is a bit of a prude so Jonny didn’t participate in any wild debauchery as you might be assuming. But Jonny was kind enough to relate to me what he saw…
And it wasn’t pretty.
Jonny was met by a hot alternative lifestyle livin’ lady at the door who demanded $ 80 for Jonny and his date. Cash. Now, it’s $ 25 a piece for a membership fee and $ 30 for the couple. The membership fee is one time. You get a membership card. Display it proudly on the refrigerator. Next to your kid’s report card.
So one walks in and there are single dudes (I don’t know how to describe this — not ethnically diverse, strangely) staring into a room. There’s a big sign that says something like «Couples only Friday and Saturday nights» and so we pass that by because my, oh I mean Jonny’s companions were nervous about the experience to begin with and didn’t want to see any boinking right off the bat.
So you walk through the main room and there are people chilling on couches. And there’s a bar where everything but alcohol is served. It’s 18 and over, friends! Free snacks. Water is available and sodi-​pop is like $ 1.
So Jonny’s friends all retreat to the latrines and Jonny is left in the cold clammy figurative hands of horny 50 year old business men and women, ladies of the night, whose glory days have come and gone, though Jonny didn’t judge them. Jonny merely remarked to himself, «I’m glad someone appreciates her.»
So my friend and Jonny walked over to the original room they passed where they watch some couples gettin’ busy. You know, the birds and bees, for all to see. And Jonny grabs his companion and pulls her into the love dungeon. And they get the first couch by the gated entrance, the only one left. Jonny and his friend are voyeurs this night and they see a lot of friendliness. A lot of things that were illegal until just a few years ago. But the only thing that disturbed Jonny was the dude whose junk was fortified between the gate bars right by our couch. And he was touching it. A lot. And Jonny feared what could happen to his shoes, or worse, should the man put in his headphones and listen to «Blister in the Sun» by the V. Femmes. I’ve seen some unfortunate discharges in my day. Things you didn’t think possible.
So they get bored and leave the room because, frankly, they’ve seen it all before. And Jonny and companion wait for their friends who are (in a whisper) in. a. back. room. Not one of the one’s with a glass wall, unfortunately. Jonny would have watched. It was their first date. I am not kidding.
You gotta try it. Just go. Everyone is friendly. No pressure. Super chill.